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Johnny Blaze M60
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No clubs listed.
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Races
38 -
Miles
8520 -
Miles
98 -
WAVA
62.05% -
Mile
7:10 -
5k
24:49 -
10k
49:28 -
Half
1:51:02 -
20M
3:12:41 -
Mara
3:59:35
About Me
Dyspeptic 50 something with a deep-seated animus against Ainsley Harriott, "Twitter",perfume adverts - especially gormless bint-based French ones - pizzas which feature chicken or pineapple toppings, any kind of dried fruit - raisins, sultanas, etc all the same to me they're the droppings of Beelzebub's guinea pigs - Diane Abbott, dandelions - particularly at the "clock" stage - and people on passing buses who throw rolled up magazines at me. Nicole Kidman's forehead - what's THAT all about? Plan B - he gets on my tits proper, so he does.
Oh, hop hop videos, particularly the ones where grotesquely unattractive males crack on they have the same effect on women as Brad Pitt in a naval uniform.
If they do that crouch-y thing and point at the camera "gangsta" style that's very annoying as well.
Sean Penn is quite annoying also, as are the proliferation of deals at Tesco which mean you have to buy way more scoff than you want to, else you feel like you're paying over the odds for single items.
I heard one of the founders of NCP had a 270 ft yacht (actually it turns out it's only 75 metres). How can that be right when their car parks are such uniformly dreary shoestring operations with piss-poor design- in fact shit, shabby and entirely inimical to the idea of a positive customer experience for a reasonable price?
Oh, hop hop videos, particularly the ones where grotesquely unattractive males crack on they have the same effect on women as Brad Pitt in a naval uniform.
If they do that crouch-y thing and point at the camera "gangsta" style that's very annoying as well.
Sean Penn is quite annoying also, as are the proliferation of deals at Tesco which mean you have to buy way more scoff than you want to, else you feel like you're paying over the odds for single items.
I heard one of the founders of NCP had a 270 ft yacht (actually it turns out it's only 75 metres). How can that be right when their car parks are such uniformly dreary shoestring operations with piss-poor design- in fact shit, shabby and entirely inimical to the idea of a positive customer experience for a reasonable price?
Current Status
Gizza job
Groups
This user is a member of 100 miles a month in 2012, 1000 miles in 2008, 1250 miles in 2009, 1500 Miles in 2010, 2009 Goals: New PBs at 5K, 5M, 10K, 10M, HM and M (or any other distances you have run before), Abingdon Marathon , ►West Midlands Fetch Mile Challenge - JANUARY 2009 ◄, Conquercise Game, Core Blimey, Edinburgh 2010 Afterparty, Edinburgh 2010 Fetchpoint, Edinburgh Pre Race Meal 2010, Engineering Department, Fetch Film Club, Fetch Secret Santa 2009, Fetchathon - whether it be March, June, September or December, FLM 2009 FETCHPOINT - SUPPORTERS, FLM Team Five, Friends of Mick n Phil Half Marathon, Friends of Mick n Phil Half Marathon 2012, GPS Users, Mick n Phil 2012 Marshals, Over 50s Club, The 100 Press-up Group, VLM 2012 Fetchpoint Runners, VLM Blue Start 2012Member of the Month
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