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Interview with Smout



Smout says:


BBRS post sprog...... I think mostly consistency (an a little bit of knowing it was heading that way before I fell preggars). Not miles so much as actually running at least once every week since my 1st Parkrun at 4 an a bit weeks after. I was haphazard in my 1st year or two of this running life - got to mara then did nothing much for months.
And of course I wanted it. I wanted it before but after I needed running to help keep me a little sane an give me my 'me time' and probably just a bit of me and my own identity.
I've realised as I improved post baby that the dreams I'd had weren't dead yet - I just had to find a way round life to start making the ones I really want happen. I was a hell of a lazy before!

Smout says: 3:28 at Brighton versus my pregnant 4:18 at Edinburgh - I'm going with no......

Smout says: I'm no sure I've found a favourite yet! I really like the challenge of the marathon but I love a 5k blast - hurts like hell but you really know you've done it!
If I'm honest tho - I think I should get my butt back on a track an give 800m and 1500m another bash - that was what I ran as a kid. If I could get back to as fast as I was at 14 I'd be pretty happy. An racing less than 5 minutes appeal


Or mibbe I should say 10 miles cos that was my most enjoyable PB and it was my 1st race win in adulthood :o) I definitely felt like I could go faster on that and enjoyed not having the 'Parkrun' tagged on the end to make a half marathon. It's a nice distance to run hard at whereas my memory of my last Half (March 2011) is rather painful for a significant length of time!

Smout says: I'm definitely still hoping to get up to the Aberdeen mile! Just fitting in with the dates has been difficult so far......

Smout says: It's not just the races that mean a lot altho, as my Dad used to say, the fight is the easy bit (he was a boxer in his younger days) It's pushing myself beyond perceived limits and enjoying doing something with the body I've been given that makes me feel I appreciate it an want to use it well - for me running hits the spot the best (it's all I've ever really given a proper chance) and races allow you to enjoy the hard work.
So the question.... when I'm in a race it's all the running I did before to get there that helps me through an my heart wants it - I don;t think this is a hindrance tho it can be a battle afterwards to accept less than I expected without be too hard on myself. Very rarely will my heart allow me to be overwhelmed or nervous to the point of causing a bad run - I usually seem to be able to harness my emotions into running well an I am getting better (quite a lot of practice recently




Smout says: I have no limits on my ambitions, I've been know to say I may be satisfied if I get Paula's record


Smout says: Oh my. Sometimes I wish I did actually prepare 'properly' for races!
It's certainly not being organised - getting a decent nights sleep, knowing where I'm going, how long to get there, arriving on time - none of that



Smout says:

Well, I'd say jaffa pre-race. With my extensive nutritional knowledge an experience I'd say the peanut butter in the RPBC's should be retained for post exertion recovery purposes

Otherwise I'd likely be sick!


Smout says: Hmmm..... This is a hard one. I've kind of always known I could if I'd learn to work training around life. So maybe finally WANTING it, TRAINING for it an on the day just GOING FOR IT (cos I believed I'd done the training and had the ability)

Smout says: Clancy's 400g - £1.19
Haven't tried them yet tho......

Smout says: I've been trying to work out how to answer this. I think having focus on London an my Champ Start run, having a plan, having running as my way of fighting off depression an having HappyTimes run days coincide with proper long runs/sessions when I *may* have struggled kind of stopped too much CBA setting in. When I CBA I see it more as listening to my body - I've cut at least one progressive run short an missed some recovery / general runs here an there but mostly I did what I planned unless I had good reason. Erm..... This is a rubbish answer!

Smout says: Hmmmm....... I think Brig Bash. Has to be a Fife one. Dumbarton you had to pay

So, for now,I'm sticking with the Brig Bash - pretty good spread for a 5 miler. Just don't do a 2 or 3 mile cool down before it


Smout says: See I don't do either or. Can't I have both? Or at least a 2 finger Kit Kat can clearly only be counted as a canape, a 4 finger as a starter an a twix can just about be dessert. So really - we are actually missing mains in this question????


Smout says: I certainly am. Or was!


Smout says: Right now his carefree giggle an smile when we are outside playing and running - "mine running" is acurrent phrase while we pretend to be Lightening McQueen. Best bit about running is being me - it's the one place I can remember being me right back to when I was proper wee 'racing' my dad across the fields near our house, racing the boys round the block, running to the best an furthest hiding places at hide n seek. Running themile to school with my bag on my back nearly every morning cos I was late, running round delivering papers having jumped off my bike at the end of the block. Running along the street in the rain in my converse shoes when I was supposed to be home by 8pm an only had a few minutes left. Sometimes I can make it hurt more than life hurts an I can forget but that isn't really the best bit. Running reminds me of all those happy moments when I wasyounger an laughing an smiling just like I see in my 2 year old now.


PS where does the name Smout come from?
Smout says: Thank you

After the Watford 10k blog an pictures link. Yes - she is a little worried - he's already trying out the maternity dresses

I have another Smout one... I'll answer it there

Smout says: Thanks slowfish. And for your support

I ran when I was wee - from 10 - 16 years old. Even when I was in my 2nd year of the age groups I was generally one of the smallest. My dad drove me everywhere - even gave up smoking partly so he could instead save the cash so i could have trainers an be driven wherever. He often referred to me as 'just a wee smout'. He was originally from Galashiels but I think it's more a north of Scotland thing to refer to kids or small people?
My dad died when I was 21. So as an adult remembering my love for running I joined RW (where I then discovered Fetch) looking for input an support for my 1st marathon. I needed a name an Smout seemed most appropriate to me




Smout says: Oh yes. This May wont be the 1st random off the internet whot has stayed in my house


And thanks - you're pretty inspirational yourself dealing with what life chucks an just getting on with it and still having fun x


My questions.... hmmmm. Which cookie is best Yorkie or Smarties? When are you pacing me to a 5K PB? How do you make yourself run when it feels hard, I need tips to HTFU without causing injury or distress?
Smout says: Yorkie! So long as it's been done right - Asda clearly thought I'd had too many an started overdoing them


Smout says: You know - I haven't tried them


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Smout says: Thanks! Now....I went thru a bunch of folks in my head - Liz McColgan,Yvonne Murray, Ovette/ Coe, Chrissie Wellington. But I settled on Cassius Clay / Mohammad Ali. I'm pretty sure it's mostly because o fmy dad. He was a boxer 'in his day' (he was a Scottish Champion at boxing but I never did find out / remember the details of what year or weight). I sort of remember watching with dad replays of Rumble in the Jungle an Thrilla in Manilla. I used to think I'd be a boxer just like Ali (being a rather lightweight white girl didn't matter in my head) - dad used to laugh holding my head so I couldn't actually hit him with punches LOL. I think just being who he wanted to be an not scared to stand up both in an out of the ring may be the thing too.
A visit - Monday ok? An I'm bringing a surprise visitor


Smout says: Thank you

TBH it was my legs, my training plan an my race head most of the way through this year. HT certainly has been a big help tho - a few key runs may have been dropped had he not been there, a few extra miles may have been run when there was no point but mostly I think I may have been more easily swayed into allowing my illness to swallow me up if we hadn't had so many hours to run an chat together. It's pretty good therapy regularly being able to chat, cry, get angry an laugh about life as well as running with someone you trust while tootling along at a fair endorphin inducing pace

I'm pretty sure he claims as much credit as I do for his half PB.

Smout says: I see no limits. I'm happy with what I've achieved but I don't think it's the end an I can't really see the end. When I run out of time to get faster I'd like to stay fast for as long as possible an still be racing. As for the ultra journey it was intended at Glen Ogle then D33 so the thoughts are there..... Just see how seriously I feel about any impending marathon an also the complete opposite track type thoughts !

Smout says: NTRIX cos it's our club bash, I'd like to try keep that odd club record an I want a chance to match Pricey on the winners step! Hmm..... Then it's a hard choice between Newcastle Town Moor which seems to be becoming a wee Fetchfest an I loved it (an my 5 minute PB) even in rubbish weather.... Or the usually nice weather Brig Bash 5 mile where a roar from HappyTimes in 2010 helped me find a sprint finish to get 10 seconds off my then PB for 40:24 (a time I'd beat at 10k just a few months later), then a minute PB to 32:44 in 2011 an its yummy Fife cake spread


Smout says: Hmmm.... memories of childbirth?
TBH - even when I was wee I would push myself hard. Had a few folks including my coach for a while think I had asthma (maybe I did - was never diagnosed) but my recovery was pretty quick an I'd be back for the next hard rep / cool down jog.
I pushed myself hard pre-baby but I was still overweight, not really training well enough to be able to do it often but mostly not very aware of my body an how I was feeling. After baby I tried to build up slowly just waiting till I felt stronger and wasn't feeding Wee Man so much an went for it - altho most races where still pretty hard runs.
Balloch to Clydebank half 2011 would be the big breakthrough race - I wanted the VLM champ start so much but I knew it had to hurt to go beyond the 1:32 / 31 I knew I should be capable of. That gave me a lot more understanding of how hard I could push myself and the confidence to believe in even more from myself and in turn the willingness to just go for the 3:15 I wanted to achieve to do justice to the VLM Champ start.


Smout says: Hmmm..... *the* ultimate marathon goal or mine? Mine would likely be to be able to run my recent VLM time (or faster) on the end of an Ironman and still manage a smile for the finish! Given my haphazard swimming an cycling I'll settle for a legitimate place on the 2:45 thread


As for *the* - to be good enough to be chosen, fit enough to be in the mix an race your way to an Olympic Gold. No time trial, no pace makers just you an the rest of the field deciding what to do on the day thrown at you


When did you realise you were good ?
Many congratulations, probably the most improved runner ever and there is still more improvement to come.
Smout says: I got back into running after watching my friend Pete get out pretty much every day at work and realised I missed it. Blog of 21st May 2008, a few days before my 1st marathon, kind of sums it up I think :o)

Smout says: Why thank you Mr! You are an inspirational MOTM an another confirmation with that Sub 2:30 :o)

Smout says: Thank you! Smooth.... I think the running about as a kid helped. Maybe not just track which I started when I was 10 to 16 but the general running around outside playing when I was wee


Smout says: I'm a lot stronger, focussed and more determined than I often give myself credit for. I can hold onto that in the rest of life if I just give myself a proper chance.
Thank you


Smout says: To my younger self - You will get there. Follow your heart, keep your dreams an find yourself. You deserve happiness.
To me now - Life may start at 40 but the journey there can be pretty fab too. Follow your heart, keep your dreams and never forget your true self. She deserves to be happy. I'll probably mutter something about core work too!

Smout says: Hello there! Many thanks again for allowing that blub an hug post VLM!
Functioning sleepless..... Stupidity? Ignorance! I have worked on call for many years including a week where I'd no sleep for almost 48 hours then about a couple hours a day middle of the day for a most of the week till I was eventually made to go home in a taxi an back a few hours later rather than drive lol.
A lot of it I think are deep rooted head issues where I haven't slept much for years even when I had the chance an I'm simply used to it. Every so often I'd keel over an sleep 15 hours straight - that hasn't happened since childbirth lol

Smout says: Hello there and thank you :). I think the main things are just belief and consistency. You'll have to keep up your hard work for the Edinburgh visit - I'm chasing Sub 18 and beyond



Smout says: I don't think I intended to PB lots but I am never satisfied - there's always a bit more so most races for me are entered with the intention that I will likely PB as I am still getting faster and the marathon goals I have aimed for would bring that naturally if I was on track.. I'd like to be fast enough to be racing tho - 'fighting' for the positions rather than time trialling.

Smout says: Favouritist PB is 03:09:00

Least expected was Balloch Half 1:28:57 - I think I said somewhere else - I knew 1:32 / 1:31 was on the cards but wanted Champ start so under 1:30. It was the hardest race I've run including the most painful 5k I've run an I could barely believe I not only did it but I had a minute to spare



Smout says: I've answered quite a few so far but my tendency to write novels means its taking some time! An some require a little extra thinking time


Smout says: Thank you

Sub 3 and beyond - yes.

Smout says: Tigger is a wee bit older than me so I'm suspecting he got in there first. Sure he improved it after reviewing my technique tho


Smout says: Hmmm.... no I don't think I've any superstitions. Closest may be my need to run round something on an out and back run! A puddle, a big noticeable stone or crack in the road an clump of grass - just so long as I can go round it. I think it's a thing from running in my past with no Garmin where I had to have something that marked how far I'd ran maybe. It's no so bad recently - it used to have to be a fixed thing that the weather or people couldn't easily shift!

Smout says: Oooo that's a difficult one! In the right clothes an company any time of year will do - I'm healthy, running an happy :). When the birds start singing or just the general wildlife noise or sunrise/ sunsets happen I could run forever even on my own. But in the depths of winter (or the general wet, cold, windy, yack that often seems is mostly here) a run can be the closest thing to sunshine for me and is the type of run unskipped will get me to my next goal.

Smout says: It seems the more I use the more I have. Digestives for a while! Right now I'm eating yesterday's leftover slow cooked chicken. Then there will be chocolate. (this answer was brought to you post 19:33 Parkrun 4 weeks after London)


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Smout says: The Wheels on the Bus! Wee Man got the actions pretty well pretty quickly an it proper reminds me of a mummy buggy run with KatyPie where he started to kick off with a few miles to go so our chat turned to singing kids songs

.... You better be in disguise, cos if you're not, there may be a big snot an you don't want it in your eyes!

Smout says: Ha ha I like this one!
Dream event would be the Heptathlon. 2 days in the Olympic stadium with your competitors getting to 'play' in the sand pit an on the big bouncy high jump mat an jumping over hurdles


In a vaguely more 'realistic' sense I'd actually love it to be the marathon. Nothing technical, but sheer slow burning pain an determination. I used to think when I was little I'd just run as fast as I can (or at least fast but slow enough they'd all try to keep up) for as long as I can an I'd eventually get far enough everyone else would give up! It would have to finish in the stadium on the track with goosebumps at the ready as you go thru the relative quiet of the tunnel an into view of the crowd

And thank you



Smout says: I don't think that day will come. I'll just spruce up your bike

Not cakes then

Hmmm..... Thinking.......

Smout says: Ignorance and stupidly? I always did when I was younger but unfortunately my uphills aren't as good as back then! Altho back then 2 or 3 mile cross country didn't need much of an uphill strength.

Smout says: :-). I'm not really sure. My real progress came when I decided what I wanted to do and did it for myself. My first marathon was in memory of my Dad an much of my running had him at the front of my mind. He is still there but like the strop I had when I was 16 something clicked in the last year or so an altho he is at the front of my mind and London was very much an kind of 'send off' for him almost ten years after he died I have now been doing it for me. Because I want to. Because I enjoy it


Smout says: Thanks you


Smout says: I don't have a single actual favourite pair of socks but I do like to run in Hilly Mono Skins size medium cos the small washes just a tad too small (which sort of coincided with my hobbit feet deciding they were a size bigger in the new model Fastwiches LOL)? My current non running favourite socks are a black, white an cerise striped pair of knee highs. They replaced the purple an black spotty ones somewhere in my pictures


Smout says: I do....I think....most of the time. I have found it difficult rereading this tho to the find bloomin 'hard' questions I'd planned to come back to later!

Smout says: Thanks Mum ;o) Well.... given I thought seriously about one (GlenOgle), then actually entered D33..... I think I may get round to running one in the no toooooo distant future. Haven't entered a Spring Marathon yet so who knows!