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Legless M55
No clubs listed.
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Races
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Miles
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Miles
1529 -
Miles
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100m
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400m
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800m
3:25 -
Mile
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5k
22:42 -
5M
38:40 -
10k
45:22 -
10M
1:24:05 -
Half
1:42:57 -
Mara
4:10:53 -
20k
31:07 -
40k
1:26:00 -
112M
6:08:35 -
750m
15:41 -
2.4M
1:18:13
About Me
Overweight, ageing alcoholic, desperately attempting to hang on to the last remnants of normality before senility finally envelopes me.
Started this running stuff as a bet that I couldn't do it, I won, they lost and the rest as they say is history.
Happy to say that I have made loads of good friends thru running, and found an infinite resource in Fetch...thank you one and all.
I am now more of a triathlete than a runner, though others would argue that neither applies.
Famed for getting killed fatally to death most weeks
Started this running stuff as a bet that I couldn't do it, I won, they lost and the rest as they say is history.
Happy to say that I have made loads of good friends thru running, and found an infinite resource in Fetch...thank you one and all.
I am now more of a triathlete than a runner, though others would argue that neither applies.
Famed for getting killed fatally to death most weeks
Current Status
drinking beer
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- Best Times
- Best WAVA
Dist | Races | PB | WB | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2007 | 2009 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2015 |
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100m | 1 | 15
4:01/mi
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0.00 | 15 | |||||||||
400m | 1 | 1:16
5:06/mi
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0.00 | 1:16 | |||||||||
800m | 1 | 3:25
6:52/mi
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0.00 | 3:25 | |||||||||
1mi | 2 | 6:46
6:46/mi
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0.00 | 6:46 | 7:16 | ||||||||
5km | 7 | 22:42
7:18/mi
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0.00 | 23:17 | 23:13 | 24:03 | 23:03 | 22:42 | |||||
5mi | 1 | 38:40
7:44/mi
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0.00 | 38:40 | |||||||||
8.2km | 1 | 46:12
9:07/mi
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0.00 | 46:12 | |||||||||
10km | 3 | 45:22
7:18/mi
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0.00 | 50:16 | 45:22 | 53:06 | |||||||
10mi | 2 | 1:24:05
8:25/mi
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0.00 | 1:43:06 | 1:24:05 | ||||||||
11.7mi | 3 | 1:36:01
8:11/mi
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0.00 | 1:43:33 | 1:36:01 | ||||||||
13.1mi | 6 | 1:42:57
7:52/mi
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0.00 | 1:53:23 | 2:03:31 | 1:42:57 | 1:45:45 | 1:48:19 | |||||
26.2mi | 6 | 4:10:53
9:35/mi
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0.00 | 4:23:27 | 4:24:02 | 4:10:53 | 4:41:25 | 4:21:44 |
2016 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
Enigma Shaken Not Stirred Marathon | 26.2mi | 19 Jun | 0.00% | |
Orpington Marafun | 26.2mi | 7 May | 0.00% | |
2015 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
Jingle Mile IV: A New Hope | 1mi | 12 Dec | 7:16 | 58.37% |
The Outlaw Iron Distance Triathlon | 2.4miles/112miles/26.2miles | 26 Jul | 1:18:13 / 6:08:35 / 4:58:18 | 0.00% |
Raphael parkrun | 5km | 23 May | 22:42 | 64.99% |
Raphael parkrun | 5km | 16 May | 23:35 | 62.55% |
London Marathon | 26.2mi | 26 Apr | 4:21:44 | 52.42% |
2013 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
David Lloyd-Chigwell Triathlon | 0.4km/20km/4.5km | 22 Sep | 6:53 / 31:07 / 20:47 | 0.00% |
rgactive.com v-cars off road series | 8.15km | 6 Apr | 46:12 | 51.92% |
Valentines parkrun | 5km | 16 Feb | 23:03 | 63.04% |
2012 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
Round Norfolk Relay - Stage 17 | 11.73mi | 16 Sep | 1:44:38 | 54.24% |
Valentines parkrun | 5km | 14 Jul | 24:03 | 59.97% |
Valentines parkrun | 5km | 7 Jul | 25:15 | 57.12% |
Speedo 3 lakes Race 1 | 0km | 24 Jun | 48:01 | 0.00% |
rgactive.com v-cars off road 10k | 10km | 7 Apr | 53:06 | 55.19% |
2011 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
Culford Triathlon | 300metres/21km/4km | 31 Jul | 5:53 / 40:35 / 18:28 | 0.00% |
London Marathon | 26.2mi | 17 Apr | 4:41:25 | 47.11% |
Orion 15 | 15mi | 19 Mar | 2:33:06 | 47.09% |
Silverstone Half Marathon | 13.1mi | 6 Mar | 1:48:19 | 58.13% |
2010 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
The London Triathlon (Olympic Distance) | 1.5km/40km/10km | 8 Aug | 30:45 / 1:26:00 / 1:00:40 | 0.00% |
Triathlon England Eastern Relay | 750metres/20km/5km | 10 Jul | 15:41 / 42:04 / 26:54 | 0.00% |
2009 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
400m Adventide Hurtbox | 400mi | 12 Dec | 1:16 | 62.52% |
Cambridge and All Angles Mile | 1mi | 12 Dec | 6:46 | 59.80% |
800m Christmas Cayke Caper | 800mi | 12 Dec | 3:25 | 53.81% |
Fetch Cambridge and All Angles 100mtrs | 100mi | 12 Dec | 15 | 70.29% |
Round Norfolk Relay - Stage 17 | 11.73mi | 20 Sep | 1:36:01 | 57.64% |
ERCC TT | 0mi | 19 Aug | 12:27 | 0.00% |
Bedfont parkrun | 5km | 15 Aug | 23:13 | 60.77% |
Mazda London Triathlon - super sprint | 0.4km/10km/2.5km | 1 Aug | 9:17 / 19:27 / 11:53 | 0.00% |
2007 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
Great South Run | 10mi | 28 Oct | 1:24:05 | 54.80% |
Round Norfolk Relay - Stage 17 | 11.73mi | 16 Sep | 1:43:33 | 52.59% |
2004 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
Abingdon Marathon | 26.2mi | 17 Oct | 4:10:53 | 50.09% |
Serpentine Running Club - Etonic/InSport Last Friday of the Month 5k | 5km | 24 Sep | 23:17 | 58.46% |
Great Yarmouth Half | 13.1mi | 15 Aug | 1:48:00 | 55.25% |
Bungay Marathon | 26.2mi | 3 Apr | 4:20:25 | 48.26% |
Flora London Half Marathon | 13.1mi | 7 Mar | 1:45:45 | 56.43% |
2003 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
Silverstone 10K EMGP Series race 1 | 10km | 6 May | 45:22 | 60.28% |
Sudbury fun run | 5mi | 18 Apr | 38:40 | 56.74% |
London Marathon | 26.2mi | 13 Apr | 4:24:02 | 47.34% |
Flora London Half Marathon | 13.1mi | 2 Mar | 1:42:57 | 57.65% |
2002 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
Dublin Marathon | 26.2mi | 28 Oct | 4:23:27 | 47.23% |
Windsor Half Marathon | 13.1mi | 29 Sep | 2:03:31 | 47.83% |
British Open | 10km | 21 Jul | 50:16 | 54.11% |
Orion Harriers Winter 10m | 10mi | 19 Jan | 1:43:06 | 43.28% |
2001 |
Distance | Date | Result | WAVA |
Great North Run | 13.1mi | 16 Sep | 1:53:23 | 51.91% |
Swim Totals
Bike Totals
Run Totals
Year | Jan | Feb | Mar | Apr | May | Jun | Jul | Aug | Sep | Oct | Nov | Dec | Total |
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2018 | 3.9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.9 |
2018 | 25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
2018 | 45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 45 |
2017 | 6.6 | 14.4 | 5.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 26.5 |
2017 | 36 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 46 |
2017 | 118 | 77 | 65 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 260 |
2016 | 15 | 7.4 | 3.7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.8 | 3.2 | 8 | 0 | 0.9 | 39.1 |
2016 | 77 | 2 | 13 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 9 | 126 |
2016 | 161 | 86 | 40 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 62 | 87 | 0 | 6 | 483 |
2015 | 23.3 | 21.7 | 1.9 | 2.5 | 27.8 | 31.4 | 10.8 | 1.2 | 1.9 | 2.8 | 4 | 2.2 | 131.4 |
2015 | 127 | 177 | 87 | 62 | 25 | 122 | 53 | 1 | 20 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 679 |
2015 | 394 | 308 | 110 | 88 | 826 | 788 | 250 | 326 | 59 | 18 | 173 | 30 | 3370 |
2014 | 7.9 | 14.9 | 1.9 | 0.9 | 1.9 | 0 | 0 | 9.6 | 51.8 | 63 | 13 | 6.5 | 171.4 |
2014 | 41 | 94 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 25 | 84 | 19 | 282 |
2014 | 336 | 268 | 169 | 40 | 158 | 20 | 0 | 96 | 312 | 401 | 213 | 75 | 2086 |
2013 | 25.4 | 13.3 | 4 | 21.4 | 15.6 | 4.2 | 14.3 | 31.4 | 43.9 | 14.9 | 10.2 | 5.6 | 204.1 |
2013 | 134 | 89 | 64 | 56 | 92 | 37 | 18 | 125 | 84 | 39 | 50 | 0 | 789 |
2013 | 95 | 158 | 23 | 662 | 384 | 137 | 763 | 452 | 336 | 354 | 318 | 281 | 3963 |
2012 | 26.4 | 51.1 | 41.9 | 50 | 40.8 | 35.4 | 43.6 | 36 | 56.2 | 62.1 | 67.7 | 27.3 | 538.4 |
2012 | 16 | 20 | 100 | 100 | 118 | 68 | 44 | 66 | 57 | 54 | 30 | 36 | 708 |
2012 | 192 | 153 | 339 | 340 | 343 | 430 | 730 | 190 | 198 | 572 | 316 | 93 | 3898 |
2011 | 8.2 | 7 | 6.8 | 1.9 | 10.7 | 18.6 | 14.7 | 20.3 | 36.1 | 42.2 | 41.5 | 30.3 | 238.4 |
2011 | 142 | 115 | 113 | 68 | 45 | 88 | 68 | 48 | 30 | 15 | 33 | 38 | 801 |
2011 | 250 | 138 | 341 | 200 | 323 | 292 | 516 | 305 | 307 | 443 | 442 | 343 | 3901 |
2010 | 5.3 | 6.5 | 0 | 3.3 | 12.8 | 10.6 | 28.3 | 8.7 | 1.9 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 6.7 | 92.7 |
2010 | 114 | 55 | 0 | 15 | 27 | 39 | 74 | 33 | 29 | 41 | 78 | 75 | 581 |
2010 | 248 | 541 | 0 | 52 | 464 | 430 | 295 | 74 | 328 | 138 | 101 | 109 | 2779 |
2009 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.4 | 23.2 | 20.1 | 19 | 7.5 | 4.3 | 1.9 | 0 | 78.3 |
2009 | 65 | 68 | 50 | 4 | 60 | 63 | 96 | 65 | 135 | 11 | 65 | 18 | 700 |
2009 | 422 | 288 | 452 | 296 | 422 | 554 | 377 | 454 | 279 | 360 | 376 | 347 | 4627 |
2008 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.3 | 0 | 1.4 |
2008 | 4 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 27 | 15 | 16 | 48 | 52 | 71 | 67 | 315 |
2008 | 352 | 320 | 352 | 368 | 336 | 54 | 149 | 256 | 405 | 333 | 359 | 350 | 3635 |
2007 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.2 | 0 | 0 | 3.7 |
2007 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 88 | 57 | 23 | 19 | 69 | 16 | 28 | 0 | 0 | 300 |
2007 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 216 | 0 | 18 | 11 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 273 |
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