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Argie M45

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Race Times
All Races
Mileage
Training
East Essex Triathlon Club, Halesowen Triathlon

  • Races
    92

  • Miles
    11844

  • Miles
    1239

  • Miles
    22032

  • WAVA
    64.79%

  • 400m
    1:16

  • 800m
    2:56

  • Mile
    6:07

  • 5k
    21:04

  • 5M
    37:00

  • 10k
    44:05

  • Half
    1:37:56

  • Mara
    3:52:21

  • 20k
    33:54

  • 40k
    1:10:51

  • 400m
    6:46

  • 750m
    13:05

  • 1500m
    31:56

About Me

My life was (excluding what is left of my family) shit and then I discovered running... since then have discovered cycling and swimming. The latter of which I am shit at which is a problem as I am a recent convert to triathlon. My life is still shit but I am now considerably slimmer, have an obsession about kit (lycra) and feel smug about being fit when ever other bugger around me is getting bigger and slower.

I don't want to die but guess I will have to sometime but until then I continue to aim to do the London Marathon or the Great North Run (both of which are only for old, fat and stupid people). I did VLM in 2012, my time in it suggests I was old, fat and possibly stupid when I went over the startline.

Coach: What are your legs?

Argie: Springs. Steel springs.

Coach: What are they going to do?

Argie: Hurl me down the track.

Coach: How fast can you run?

Argie: As fast as a leopard.

Coach: How fast are you going to run?

Argie: As fast as a leopard!

Coach: Then let's see you fucking doing it!

Do drugs, get sick, get better, dope, fornicate, start a charity and Livestrong etc.

Currently National Open Water Swimming Champion (2013) at 200m Relay.

Current Status

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This user is a member of 1250 miles in 2009, 1250 Miles in 2010, Birmingham Half Marathon 2009, Cliques are bad, Conquercise Game, Engineering Department, Essex/East London Runners, FE SHOP - NEW STOCK, FE Tri Kit, FECS - FetchEveryone Common Sense, FERC, Fetch Everyone West Essex/East London Hard B*st*rds Mile, Fetch Secret Santa 2009, Fetcheveryone Wristbands, FetchPoint Game, Garmin Forerunners, God Botherers Prayer Chain, GPS Users, HBTC & the smell of 220, I love Cycling, Move FEMEM to a Sunday, Shift workers, Swimmers, Triathlon - 3 times the fun - Splash Wobble Plod - ahoy my pirate hearties!, UTMOST, VLM 2012 Fetchpoint Runners, VLM 2014 - Runners

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