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Argie

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East Essex Triathlon Club | Halesowen Triathlon

About Me
My life was (excluding what is left of my family) shit and then I discovered running... since then have discovered cycling and swimming. The latter of which I am shit at which is a problem as I am a recent convert to triathlon. My life is still shit but I am now considerably slimmer, have an obsession about kit (lycra) and feel smug about being fit when ever other bugger around me is getting bigger and slower. I don't want to die but guess I will have to sometime but until then I continue to aim to do the London Marathon or the Great North Run (both of which are only for old, fat and stupid people). I did VLM in 2012, my time in it suggests I was old, fat and possibly stupid when I went over the startline. Coach: What are your legs? Argie: Springs. Steel springs. Coach: What are they going to do? Argie: Hurl me down the track. Coach: How fast can you run? Argie: As fast as a leopard. Coach: How fast are you going to run? Argie: As fast as a leopard! Coach: Then let's see you fucking doing it! Do drugs, get sick, get better, dope, fornicate, start a charity and Livestrong etc. Currently National Open Water Swimming Champion (2013) at 200m Relay. Show More...

About Me

My life was (excluding what is left of my family) shit and then I discovered running... since then have discovered cycling and swimming. The latter of which I am shit at which is a problem as I am a recent convert to triathlon. My life is still shit but I am now considerably slimmer, have an obsession about kit (lycra) and feel smug about being fit when ever other bugger around me is getting bigger and slower.

I don't want to die but guess I will have to sometime but until then I continue to aim to do the London Marathon or the Great North Run (both of which are only for old, fat and stupid people). I did VLM in 2012, my time in it suggests I was old, fat and possibly stupid when I went over the startline.

Coach: What are your legs?

Argie: Springs. Steel springs.

Coach: What are they going to do?

Argie: Hurl me down the track.

Coach: How fast can you run?

Argie: As fast as a leopard.

Coach: How fast are you going to run?

Argie: As fast as a leopard!

Coach: Then let's see you fucking doing it!

Do drugs, get sick, get better, dope, fornicate, start a charity and Livestrong etc.

Currently National Open Water Swimming Champion (2013) at 200m Relay.

Recent Blogs
Ironman Cymru	Sep 2015
Oh Shit.... I have to do a Ironman in September!	Feb 2015
Bridge Triathlon	Jun 2013
Fucking hell has it really been that long?	Jun 2010
New Year Resolution	Jan 2010

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16th Jul	General	4.4mi	37:42
15th Jul	General	0.2mi	3:03
14th Jul	General	4.4mi	37:49
14th Jul	General	4.5mi	38:39
13th Jul	General	4.4mi	37:47

12 Month Benchmarks	Run
Mile	7:13
5k	23:00
5mi	40:00
10k	49:52
10mi	1:21:28
Half	1:46:32

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Dist	Races	2008	2009	2010	2011	2012	2013	2014	2016	PB	WB
400m	3		1:28	1:16						1:16 5:06/mi	58.56
800m	1			2:56						2:56 5:54/mi	57.62
1mi	3		6:26	6:07						6:07 6:07/mi	63.81
3km	3				12:23	12:34				12:23 6:39/mi	61.99
5km	10	24:14	21:53	21:28	22:24			21:04		21:04 6:47/mi	64.21
5mi	3					37:00				37:00 7:24/mi	58.58
10km	16	48:37	46:41	44:05	45:28	45:18	47:51	46:33	48:00	44:05 7:06/mi	60.44
13.1mi	7		1:42:02	1:37:56	1:41:17	1:41:36				1:37:56 7:29/mi	59.35
26.2mi	3		3:58:31			4:07:30		3:52:21		3:52:21 8:52/mi	52.57

2016		Result	WAVA	Distance
16 Oct	Great Birmingham Run			13.1mi
19 Jun	Bridge Triathlon (Sprint)			750m/20km/3.15mi
1 May	Great Birmingham 10k SB	48:00	57.53	10km
10 Apr	Basildon Aquathlon			400m/5km
3 Apr	Sandwell Aquathlon			400m/3.1mi
2015		Result	WAVA	Distance
13 Sep	Ironman Cymru			2.4mi/112mi/26.2mi
19 Jun	Bridge Triathlon (Sprint)	1:40:45		750m/20km/3.15mi
29 Mar	Basildon Aquathlon	30:56		400m/5km
2014		Result	WAVA	Distance
9 Nov	Essex Season Ender	4:51:00		72mi
13 Sep	Basildon parkrun PB	21:04	64.21	5km
11 Sep	East Essex Swim Time Trial E	6:46		400m
6 Sep	Redcaps Aquathlon			800m/3km
30 Aug	The Vitruvian	5:18:14		1900m/85km/21km
20 Jul	Grays Triathlon			400m/20km/5km
29 Jun	Horndon on the Hill 10km SB	46:33	58.44	10km
22 Jun	The Bridge Triathlon	1:14:38		750m/24km/5km
11 May	Nuclear Rush 12k	2:03:02	26.72	12km
13 Apr	London Marathon PB	3:52:21	52.57	26.2mi
6 Apr	Basildon Aquathlon	30:21		400m/5km
2 Feb	South Essex Cross Country League - Weald Country Park			5mi
26 Jan	Hadleigh Legacy 10K	57:31	47.29	10km
2013		Result	WAVA	Distance
14 Sep	Redcaps Aquathlon			600m/3km
12 Sep	East Essex Swim TT 400m	6:54		400m
31 Aug	The Vitruvian	5:49:18		1900m/85km/21km
21 Jul	Wilkins Kennedy Grays Triathlon	1:09:26		0.4km/20mi/5km
18 Jul	EETC Swim Run	33:49		300m/6km
30 Jun	Horndon-on-the-hill 10k	48:10	56.12	10km
23 Jun	The Bridge Triathlon - Sprint Distance	1:43:43		750m/20km/5km
20 Jun	EETC Swim Run	33:39		300m/6km
27 May	Vitality London 10,000 SB	47:51	56.49	10km
7 Apr	Basildon Aquathlon	31:15		400m/5km
17 Feb	South Essex Cross Country League Race 5			4mi
3 Feb	South Essex Cross Country League Race 4			4mi
13 Jan	South Essex Cross Country League Race 3			4mi
2012		Result	WAVA	Distance
21 Oct	Great Birmingham Run SB	1:41:36	57.83	13.1mi
30 Sep	Dunton Demon 5 PB	37:00	58.58	5mi
20 Sep	EETC 400m TT	7:24		400m
15 Sep	Mob Match	42:31		1km/5km
9 Sep	Clacton Triathlon - Standard	2:36:23		1.5km/40km/10km
15 Jul	The Maldon Triathlon Sprint Distance	1:33:12		750m/28km/5km
10 Jul	East Essex 3K Time Trial SB	12:34	61.44	3km
24 Jun	Horndon-on-the-hill 10k SB	45:18	59.33	10km
27 May	Vitality London 10,000	45:21	59.27	10km
22 Apr	London Marathon SB	4:07:30	48.79	26.2mi
19 Apr	East Essex Triathlon Club 400m TT	7:30		400m
15 Apr	Basildon Aquathlon	30:54		400m/5km
31 Mar	The National Lottery - Olympic Park Run			5mi
2011		Result	WAVA	Distance
26 Dec	Crown to Crown 5k Race			5km
30 Oct	Sandy Balls Duathlon	1:41:24		0km/20km/10km
23 Oct	Great Birmingham Run	1:42:59	56.72	13.1mi
8 Oct	Heybridge Basin Mob Match	42:57		1km/5km
7 Sep	Crown to Crown 5k Race	23:41	55.48	5km
4 Sep	Clacton Standard Triathlon	2:35:55		1500m/40km/10km
12 Jul	East Essex Triathlon Club 3K TT PB	12:23	61.99	3km
10 Jul	The Maldon Triathlon - Standard Distance	2:37:08		1.5km/45km/9km
26 Jun	Horndon-on-the-hill 10k	46:11	57.92	10km
5 Jun	Braintree Triathlon	1:16:55		400m/20km/5km
30 May	Vitality London 10,000 SB	45:28	58.84	10km
19 May	EET Club 400m swim TT	8:20		0.4km
22 Apr	Crown to Crown 5k Race SB	22:24	58.65	5km
22 Mar	East Essex Tri - Club Time Trial	12:35	61.00	3km
20 Mar	Brentwood Half Marathon SB	1:41:17	57.39	13.1mi
20 Feb	South Essex Cross Country League 5	33:40	63.64	5mi
30 Jan	South Essex Cross Country League 4	29:50	52.69	3.7mi
16 Jan	South Essex Cross Country League /11 Race 3	42:03	45.69	4.5mi
2010		Result	WAVA	Distance
31 Oct	Sandy Balls Duathlon	1:42:07		0km/20km/10km
24 Oct	Birmingham Half Marathon PB	1:37:56	59.35	13.1mi
3 Oct	Cancer Research Run 10K - Hylands Park	50:19	53.16	10km
12 Sep	Blackwater Leisure Charity Triathlon	1:18:40		400m/23km/6km
1 Sep	Crown to Crown 5K SB	21:28	60.77	5km
21 Jul	Skylarks 3k			3km
14 Jul	Crown to Crown 5K	21:29	60.73	5km
4 Jul	Southend Sprint Triathlon	1:10:07		400m/20km/5km
27 Jun	Horndon on the Hill 10K	47:10	56.49	10km
9 Jun	Crown to Crown 5K	25:41	50.80	5km
5 Jun	Fetch Everyone West Essex/East London Hard Bstrds Mile PB	6:07	63.81	1mi
5 Jun	Fetch Everyone West Essex/East London Hard Bstrds 400m PB	1:16	58.56	400m
5 Jun	Fetch Everyone West Essex/East London Hard Bstrds 800m PB	2:56	57.62	800m
5 Jun	Fetch Everyone West Essex/East London Hard Bstrds 100m	16	61.85	100m
31 May	Vitality London 10,000 PB	44:05	60.44	10km
12 May	Crown to Crown 5k	22:21	58.37	5km
21 Mar	Brentwood Half Marathon	1:40:35	57.55	13.1mi
21 Feb	Crown to Crown 5k	24:27	53.36	5km
2009		Result	WAVA	Distance
11 Oct	Birmingham Half Marathon SB	1:42:02	56.74	13.1mi
27 Sep	New Forest Marathon SB	3:58:31	50.52	26.2mi
19 Sep	Fetch Sarfend 400m PB	1:17	57.80	0.4km
19 Sep	Fetch Sarfend 100m	18	54.98	0.1km
19 Sep	Fetch Sarfend Mile SB	6:26	60.67	1mi
9 Aug	Little Havens 5K SB	21:53	59.26	5km
28 Jun	Horndon Feast & Fayre 10K	48:11	55.11	10km
25 May	Vitality London 10,000 SB	46:41	56.88	10km
28 Mar	FEMEM 100m Cakewalk	18	54.56	0.1km
28 Mar	Mid Essex 400m Hurtbox SB	1:28	50.18	400m
28 Mar	FEMEM (Fetch Everyone Mid Essex Mile)	6:53	56.51	1mi
15 Mar	Brentwood Half Marathon	1:46:01	54.43	13.1mi
2008		Result	WAVA	Distance
7 Dec	Farleigh Hospice Santa Run	17:49	50.78	2.2mi
1 Nov	Fetch Five - Big Feck	39:38	53.56	5mi
12 Oct	Cancer Research Run 10K - Hylands Park SB	48:37	54.62	10km
14 Sep	St Lukes Hospice 5K SB	24:14	53.51	5km
31 Aug	Nike Human Race 10K	52:38	50.32	10km

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Cross Totals

Year	Jan	Feb	Mar	Apr	May	Jun	Jul	Aug	Sep	Oct	Nov	Dec	Total
2025	19	0	0	0	17	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	36
2025	0.1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.1
2025	129	142	178	168	158	153	83	0	0	0	0	0	1010
2025	0	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
2024	0	1	0	0	0	3	0	0	22	2	0	5	33
2024	3.7	5.6	10	8.4	9.1	11.2	9.9	10	8.2	6.2	5	3.7	90.9
2024	55	73	66	50	57	101	107	121	114	155	163	152	1214
2024	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
2024	42	71	65	31	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	209
2023	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	7	2	0	0	10
2023	6.6	10	10.7	10.9	11.4	9.9	7.9	9.3	9	9	9.9	9.9	114.6
2023	13	33	26	35	75	92	82	78	81	91	84	77	768
2023	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
2023	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	93	0	12	0	57	164
2022	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	3	0	0	5
2022	3.7	5.2	8.7	8.6	7.4	5.9	9.3	15.5	9.4	10	11.2	11.2	106
2022	42	31	31	34	35	49	64	33	44	39	19	18	440
2022	0	0	0	0	0	11	0	9	0	0	0	0	19
2021	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1
2021	0	0	0	0	4.3	7.8	8.6	9.4	9.7	4.3	2.5	2.5	49
2021	53	76	84	66	57	50	53	56	47	35	38	41	657
2021	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	21	0	8	0	0	28
2020	14	6	19	28	15	9	8	6	11	3	9	3	131
2020	4.6	4.2	2.5	0	4.1	2.8	2.3	6.9	6.8	2.2	0	8.3	44.8
2020	83	76	116	54	47	69	62	52	69	68	55	49	801
2020	121	109	84	0	0	0	37	20	0	0	0	0	371
2019	2	0	0	17	7	0	0	5	4	6	0	0	41
2019	9.5	11	11	7.4	9.7	7.2	10.7	8.6	19.4	8.8	3	1.5	107.7
2019	103	86	99	101	117	115	102	80	85	96	89	86	1159
2019	35	74	59	39	0	0	0	16	21	42	79	131	495
2018	2	8	2	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	14
2018	9.2	11.3	14.7	10.3	14.4	14.5	14.8	11	9.8	15.7	13	6.8	145.4
2018	38	44	35	34	58	55	37	41	42	7	26	64	482
2018	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
2018	301	189	224	303	348	234	226	192	223	240	259	107	2844
2017	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	11	0	0	1	13
2017	14.4	15.3	14.7	11.3	17	20	13.7	18.6	13.3	13.1	13.7	9.1	174.2
2017	62	45	82	54	74	65	46	62	55	64	35	36	681
2017	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	2	0	0	3
2017	154	224	156	201	172	239	160	168	140	227	271	329	2442
2016	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2
2016	7.7	7.6	11.1	7.8	14.2	16.5	16.4	13.5	17.8	15.6	13.3	6.6	148
2016	59	66	84	59	70	76	48	75	73	81	49	57	796
2016	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	2	0	0	0	0	3
2016	317	213	226	299	260	271	283	130	117	129	219	336	2800
2015	13.3	11.2	14.3	16.7	14.5	6.8	9.9	1.8	6.1	7.1	11.4	5.7	118.6
2015	79	76	85	49	79	72	81	71	73	84	49	69	868
2015	336	196	213	200	177	364	179	145	296	216	185	251	2757
2014	15.9	12.4	12.5	15.1	15.9	22.9	14.4	11.7	17.7	14.6	13.3	12.2	178.5
2014	86	96	104	87	72	63	69	69	76	61	64	63	908
2014	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
2014	139	132	72	60	97	172	318	369	322	273	338	253	2545
2013	0	0	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	4
2013	15.9	12.6	12.4	16.1	18.9	16.3	14.7	12.7	13.7	17.8	13.4	16.2	180.6
2013	91	64	91	90	73	97	67	63	66	67	90	63	922
2013	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
2013	120	108	96	85	85	160	179	288	159	127	126	167	1701
2012	5.1	5	5.3	6.8	6.4	7.1	6.5	7.7	11.8	9.9	12	10.7	94.3
2012	127	115	127	101	111	92	53	61	89	102	91	76	1143
2012	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	9	0	0	0	9
2012	153	166	129	84	157	132	120	233	121	92	120	102	1608
2011	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	0	3
2011	5.1	3.2	4.5	4.2	5	12.8	7.8	5.5	6.1	5.9	4.9	5.4	70.2
2011	106	96	99	78	80	61	52	59	81	127	134	95	1067
2011	94	96	147	216	245	157	128	257	253	85	96	116	1890
2010	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	5
2010	0	0.4	0.3	0.2	0.8	1.2	0.5	0.3	0.9	0.4	0.6	2.1	7.6
2010	107	91	106	107	85	87	87	90	98	90	93	94	1135
2010	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	4
2010	134	124	186	229	312	238	233	150	102	113	98	137	2056
2009	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	4
2009	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.7	0.6	0.4	0.6	0	2.3
2009	139	151	171	169	151	147	144	133	113	105	119	106	1647
2009	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	126	169	139	98	50	581
2008	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	8	0	8
2008	0	0	0	10	27	64	90	111	101	117	103	117	741

Thu 19th Jun Jun 19	Fri 20th Jun Jun 20	Sat 21st Jun Jun 21	Sun 22nd Jun Jun 22	Mon 23rd Jun Jun 23	Tue 24th Jun Jun 24	Wed 25th Jun Jun 25
4.5mi, 37:58 Run - General	4.5mi, 37:17 Run - General	10.2mi, 1:29:38 Run - General	4.5mi, 38:31 Run - General	4.4mi, 38:37 Run - General	4.5mi, 38:22 Run - General	4.5mi, 37:29 Run - General
Thu 26th Jun Jun 26	Fri 27th Jun Jun 27	Sat 28th Jun Jun 28	Sun 29th Jun Jun 29	Mon 30th Jun Jun 30	Tue 1st Jul Jul 1	Wed 2nd Jul Jul 2
4.5mi, 37:33 Run - General	4.5mi, 37:44 Run - General	13.4mi, 1:56:16 Run - General	4.5mi, 38:23 Run - General	4.5mi, 38:39 Run - General	4.5mi, 38:23 Run - General	4.5mi, 38:01 Run - General
Thu 3rd Jul Jul 3	Fri 4th Jul Jul 4	Sat 5th Jul Jul 5	Sun 6th Jul Jul 6	Mon 7th Jul Jul 7	Tue 8th Jul Jul 8	Wed 9th Jul Jul 9
4.5mi, 38:21 Run - General	4.5mi, 37:59 Run - General	11mi, 1:39:40 Run - General 2.1mi, 18:45 Run - General	4.5mi, 38:05 Run - General	4.5mi, 38:34 Run - General	4.5mi, 37:26 Run - General	4.5mi, 37:44 Run - General
Thu 10th Jul Jul 10	Fri 11th Jul Jul 11	Sat 12th Jul Jul 12	Sun 13th Jul Jul 13	Mon 14th Jul Jul 14	Tue 15th Jul Jul 15	Wed 16th Jul Jul 16
4.5mi, 37:47 Run - General	4.5mi, 38:17 Run - General	7mi, 1:00:29 Run - General	4.4mi, 37:47 Run - General	4.4mi, 37:49 Run - General 4.5mi, 38:39 Run - General	0.2mi, 3:03 Run - General	4.4mi, 37:42 Run - General

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