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Argie M45

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My life was (excluding what is left of my family) shit and then I discovered running... since then have discovered cycling and swimming. The latter of which I am shit at which is a problem as I am a recent convert to triathlon. My life is still shit but I am now considerably slimmer, have an obsession about kit (lycra) and feel smug about being fit when ever other bugger around me is getting bigger and slower.

I don't want to die but guess I will have to sometime but until then I continue to aim to do the London Marathon or the Great North Run (both of which are only for old, fat and stupid people). I did VLM in 2012, my time in it suggests I was old, fat and possibly stupid when I went over the startline.

Coach: What are your legs?

Argie: Springs. Steel springs.

Coach: What are they going to do?

Argie: Hurl me down the track.

Coach: How fast can you run?

Argie: As fast as a leopard.

Coach: How fast are you going to run?

Argie: As fast as a leopard!

Coach: Then let's see you fucking doing it!

Do drugs, get sick, get better, dope, fornicate, start a charity and Livestrong etc.

Currently National Open Water Swimming Champion (2013) at 200m Relay.
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Recent Blogs
Ironman Cymru Sep 2015
Oh Shit.... I have to do a Ironman in September! Feb 2015
Bridge Triathlon Jun 2013
Fucking hell has it really been that long? Jun 2010
New Year Resolution Jan 2010
Recent Training
9th May
General 4.4mi 38:26
7th May
General 4.4mi 39:44
3rd May
General 4.3mi 36:29
1st May
General 4.4mi 37:38
29th Apr
General 4.4mi 38:17
12 Month Benchmarks Run Bike
Mile 7:50 2:07
5k 26:07 7:27
5mi 42:54 12:44
10k 53:35 15:58
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