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Interview with Argie


Argie says: That Fucker destroyed GW for me. 1 min makeovers... WTAF, I would not be the least bit surprised if this alone forced Monty Don to return after his stroke.

Argie says: This is not the appropriate forum to discuss the special theory of relativity or tacyhons but I can confirm the dash will light up.

Argie says: Can
Uniforms
Not
Tories
save the NHS? Not sure but probably.

Argie says: No - I always walk away from the swimming pool with my hair still wet, down and relaxed. A bit like Jesus.

Argie says: I wanted to go but they never selected me! Fuck knows why as I can go down a hill with skis on as fast as any other fucker that relies on gravity.

Argie says: At work I am the silver back gorilla, at home I am a miserable cunt, everywhere else I am a wallflower.

Argie says: I like to think that I am a positive influence on all the nurses I come in contact with.

Argie says: Speaking your mind, no matter how ill informed does not excuse the need for basic manners, even if you are being a twat. I was brought up to open the door for a lady so I could catch a look at her arse thereafter.

Argie says: I hate hospitals and I would be petrified to be in one.

Argie says: To be honest I know that the Hotel mafia crowned me with this shining accolade. What amazes me is that the "Downhearted and Attention Seeking" thread don't just club together and have this fucker for themselves every month?
With regards to non-swearing tweets... I might have once when I was trying to get Steph McGovern to chat to me. She's alright isn't she?

Argie says: Girls will tell you that swishy hair makes them go faster. I agree.

Argie says: Your attempt to force WANKER in your question backfired as the question made no sense. You need to attend your local college on a creative writing course?


Argie says: Buenos Aires is lovely right now as there is no Junta and we have Sarah Palin as president.
My favorite is pissflaps, its sort of left field and no one expects it. I want to drive forward a twitter campaign to see #dicksplash back in regular use.

Argie says: Crikey No! I hate running, would happily answer a swimming or turbo trainer one though.

Argie says: My twitter feed is private and therefore I can be a bit more honest/obnoxious, therefore I don't want that shit banded around all over the place.
I fucking love swimming, its a discipline that doesn't just require physical strength but also a good technique. Also you get to soak in Chlorine which I am sure is good for you?

Argie says: A lot of people don't even wait to wake up. We are kind and don't let them know that they are filthy beasts. If you have had a colostomy formed you will never have good poo.


Argie says: "wistful" and "fucked" often look very similar.

Argie says: no but I have several altered egos, Bryn T is my favourite and most celebrated.

Argie says: Basildon will be there for you from Cradle to Grave, the NHS is temporary. Basildon is therefore the best.

Argie says: Someone once asked me if I would like to do Culford Triathlon? I said "No".

Argie says: Without a sibling of similar capacity to me, who was willing to share the work and verbally abuse everyone else in the group. I wouldn't stand a hope of beating them with or without my hair.

Argie says: Yes. You will note that each one of them is either bald or has the haircut of a corporate lackey.

Argie says: Busty Brenda (£20 without)

Argie says: LOLZ Ted. You know the score.