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wildebeast Sep 2016 1:10pm, 26 Sep 2016 114 posts	Quote Pin wildebeast Remember that game from school , duck duck goose ? I could do that at work but it would be twat twat twat wanker
Serendippily Sep 2016 1:37pm, 26 Sep 2016 389 posts	Quote Pin Serendippily (maybe best not to explain to my colleagues at work why I am laughing)
CStar Sep 2016 3:23pm, 26 Sep 2016 6,099 posts	Quote Pin CStar That's it I'm off. I'm bored of being a whipping boy for every mood swing. Your connection with mainstream reality is increasingly tenuous and even your children think your behaviour is bizarre. Shouting the house down at 6.00am on a Monday morning is completely acceptable. I'm going to send you on an island holiday - Bikini atoll comes to mind.
halfpint Sep 2016 4:05pm, 26 Sep 2016 21,306 posts	Quote Pin halfpint I know I should be glad you are choosing to come out of your room and want to play board games, but I was just settling on the sofa to watch a movie. And by watch a movie I mean have a nap.
tulip Sep 2016 4:18pm, 26 Sep 2016 576 posts	Quote Pin tulip oh great. For the third time you have complained about the division of work AFTER the event. Next time, if you feel things are unfair, could you perhaps say something at the time instead of the day after the event?
Mazlin Sep 2016 4:59pm, 26 Sep 2016 1,519 posts	Quote Pin Mazlin Well why didn't you fucking well tell me that earlier? I'm so glad I left work early for no fucking reason. Fucking twatty estate agents.
shyfire Sep 2016 6:34pm, 26 Sep 2016 948 posts	Quote Pin shyfire To the bottle-blonde mutton dressed as lamb needs a better moisturiser haggard bint in the pseudo 4x4, take your wannabee white Volkswagen and wrap it round a lamppost somewhere. We're all late, stuck in slow moving traffic and wanting home asap. What do you think gives you the right to try and force your way in front hooting your horn when the guy behind had made a space for you! Then have the fuckin nerve to force your way in for all of 30 seconds, cut back out across 2 lanes and drive quarter of a mile up the off lane slip before cutting back in on some other poor sod without warning.
LindsD Sep 2016 8:03pm, 26 Sep 2016 11,965 posts	Quote Pin LindsD Bloody hell. God knows what your teens will be like if you're like this now. You are so high maintenance.
cackleberry Sep 2016 9:22pm, 26 Sep 2016 1,160 posts	Quote Pin cackleberry It's actually much better here at work without you. Could you just stay on holiday and not come back?
Wobbling Sep 2016 9:27pm, 26 Sep 2016 3,865 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling [I'll second that Cackleberry. The next 10 days at work will be blissful]