Things you want to say but can't

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Iris Apr 2010 7:27pm, 12 Apr 2010 2,345 posts	0 Iris Whether it's for legal reasons, the desire to keep your job or just plain self preservation. What would you love to say in the real world but really can't? Let me start you off. Work-where do I start?. Think i'll save that one for later. Colleague- you're lovely but please stop commenting everytime I eat something. It makes me feel like Mr Creasote. Ex boss-you're a twunt. Victoria Beckham wannabe types at the school gates- doing the school run twice a day and having your nails done does not make you busy. Doing the school run, working full time and training in the evenings makes you busy. I think that's about it. Oh and err yes. I feel better now.
Iris Apr 2010 7:28pm, 12 Apr 2010 2,347 posts	0 Iris I should add : Work- bosses, please stop saying "going forwards" 50 times a day. It makes me want to hurt you.
McGoohan Apr 2010 7:29pm, 12 Apr 2010 3,649 posts	0 McGoohan Things I want to say? 'Take this job and stuff it up your arse.'
Shin-Twigs Apr 2010 7:30pm, 12 Apr 2010 2,223 posts	0 Shin-Twigs going forwards should be taken out and shot
Iris Apr 2010 7:30pm, 12 Apr 2010 2,348 posts	0 Iris I'll join you!
JohnnyO Apr 2010 7:31pm, 12 Apr 2010 1,857 posts	0 JohnnyO 'Oh Keira, youre really good at that' Its not that I cant, just that I haven't had the opportunity.
Judders Apr 2010 7:32pm, 12 Apr 2010 318 posts	0 Judders To my boss, Saying 'touch base' does not make you sound professional. It makes you sound like pretentious twat. Regards, Judders
Iris Apr 2010 7:33pm, 12 Apr 2010 2,350 posts	0 Iris Your boss sets me teeth on edge Judders. Violence is the answer and fully justified.
Judders Apr 2010 7:35pm, 12 Apr 2010 320 posts	0 Judders Hoorah! I shall use this page as evidence in the court case.
plodding hippo Apr 2010 7:38pm, 12 Apr 2010 24,145 posts	0 plodding hippo oh Where to start---------