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Things you want to say but can't

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Wobbling Sep 2016 9:49am, 28 Sep 2016 3,869 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling For fucks sake! I barely know the guy but I trust him more than I trust you. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mazlin Sep 2016 10:51am, 28 Sep 2016 1,525 posts	Quote Pin Mazlin You might be intent on some kind of self destruct mission, but do you really need to take the rest of us with you?
Mazlin Sep 2016 11:24am, 28 Sep 2016 1,527 posts	Quote Pin Mazlin And why are you all so annoying?
Wednesday Mouse Sep 2016 12:12pm, 28 Sep 2016 662 posts	Quote Pin Wednesday Mouse It's really not funny any more. If I have to come over to you to help solve a problem which invariably isn't actually a problem, it's just where you've forgotten to unfilter your spreadsheet, or you've copied the wrong thing, or you're looking in the wrong part of the database, I will literally scream this place down. You cannot be that incompetent.
Wobbling Sep 2016 12:23pm, 28 Sep 2016 3,870 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling [WM - based on my current experience with some of my team, I fear they can]
Wobbling Sep 2016 12:34pm, 28 Sep 2016 3,871 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling Right, you lot, line up, pay attention, we're going to have a little chat: your boss is off for three weeks. That's a long time, isn't it? But we had nine months warning so we are prepared and we can cope. So rather than wigging out and going a bit loopy, let's settle down and do our jobs, shall we? We could even try and do our jobs well and not make any silly mistakes. And while we're thinking about being good little worker bees, stop, just stop annoying the fuck out of me because I'm more donkey on the edge than Eddie Murphy ever was. Capiche? Good. Now leave me alone so I can eat my lunch in peace.
Mazlin Sep 2016 12:39pm, 28 Sep 2016 1,528 posts	Quote Pin Mazlin I can't be bothered. I really really can't. I'm going to go and buy (some more) crisps.
mad4purple Sep 2016 12:40pm, 28 Sep 2016 34,194 posts	Quote Pin mad4purple [more donkey on the edge than Eddie Murphy ever was. I love that. I shall using that myself]
mad4purple Sep 2016 12:41pm, 28 Sep 2016 34,195 posts	Quote Pin mad4purple [shall be]
mulbs Sep 2016 1:58pm, 28 Sep 2016 12,260 posts	Quote Pin mulbs just go home for a change, I'd like my son to effing do something other than loaf around moony eyed with you