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Luiz Oct 2014 2:33pm, 23 Oct 2014 752 posts	Quote Pin Luiz When I wear my hair down all day it stays in lovely curls until the end of the day. It does not transform itself to a crazy dreadlock style by lunchtime. I am not currently sitting at my desk looking like Bob Marley and wishing I'd tied it back in a plait like I normally do
Velociraptor Oct 2014 3:03pm, 23 Oct 2014 31,276 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor I do not have curly-hair envy.
LindsD Oct 2014 3:05pm, 23 Oct 2014 3,003 posts	Quote Pin LindsD Me neither
HellsBells Oct 2014 3:13pm, 23 Oct 2014 18,149 posts	Quote Pin HellsBells I have not fended off the migraine only for it to be replaced by the mood slump
Little Nemo - Shut up knee! Oct 2014 4:07pm, 23 Oct 2014 4,807 posts	Quote Pin Little Nemo - Shut up knee! TOO FUCKING ANGRY TO EVEN ARTICULATE STUFF ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carpathius Oct 2014 4:15pm, 23 Oct 2014 4,677 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius [Hugs for Neems and HB] I have nice straight hair. Rain and damp does not transform it into lovely waves and curls on one side of my head, a frizzy mess on the other, and make my fringe stick up like this ---> U
icelandic trigirl Oct 2014 4:46pm, 23 Oct 2014 1,189 posts	Quote Pin icelandic trigirl Afros are fab; you can't beat those semi-permanent tram-lines that appear within 3 seconds of bike helmet use. I also love the way it absorbs water like a sponge, so when I think I'm all dry and sitting back in my office, or worse, a lecture hall, I get a lovely surprise drip down my forehead. I just love listening to people with perfectly straight hair whinging about how unfair the World is.
Velociraptor Oct 2014 4:51pm, 23 Oct 2014 31,278 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor [When I was of an age to care what my hair looked like, the fashionable look was anything between "poodle" and "frizz". Had I had a trace of a curl, I might have been spared nights of being unable to sleep because my head was a Sputnik of spiky plastic rollers secured with metal pins and contained in a pink net.]
Lip Gloss Oct 2014 4:56pm, 23 Oct 2014 4,838 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss My back is not hurty, I'm not blaming the treadmill yesterday..
ChrisHB Oct 2014 7:03pm, 23 Oct 2014 10,686 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB Dear Southern, why don't you check that your staff understand the difference between "The train from Oxted is cancelled" and "The train to Oxted is cancelled" before you give them a job where they make public announcements?