Jul 2017
7:55am, 15 Jul 2017
23,977 posts
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Diogenes
And Music
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Jul 2017
8:19pm, 15 Jul 2017
15,529 posts
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Wriggling Snake
People who call thier dogs ROCKY and wonder ehy people are wary of thier dog called ROCKY when it off the lead jumping around barking like mad with the owner shouting
ROCKY ROCKY! COME HERE ROCKY!
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Jul 2017
8:52pm, 15 Jul 2017
15,089 posts
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ChrisHB
Mini-USBs that disconnect themselves from my phone the instant my back is turned.
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Jul 2017
9:57pm, 15 Jul 2017
30,067 posts
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McGoohan
See also TYSON! TYSON! COME HERE TYSON!
Though sometimes that's their kids rather than their dog.
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Jul 2017
10:15pm, 15 Jul 2017
12,182 posts
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Carpathius
My neighbours have two sons and a dog. I genuinely don't know which of the three boys names they are constantly yelling belong to the kids, and which is the dog because they talk to them the same way.
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Jul 2017
11:20pm, 15 Jul 2017
5,464 posts
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Markymarkmark
Carpathius, I have similar neighbours.
Not sure whether I should have phoned the NSPCC pr RSPCA over the years
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Jul 2017
1:33pm, 16 Jul 2017
1,998 posts
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Surrey Phil
Why do some people think that just calling a dog or child [when they are out of order] means they are going to come back or start behaving. Quite often, you need to actually get up and go to the situation in order to resolve it instead of constantly shouting.
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Jul 2017
1:39pm, 16 Jul 2017
36,497 posts
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Velociraptor
Some eBay bot sneaking the option of making offers into my listings, so that I'm inconvenienced by vultures dropping piss-taking numbers on me, and not letting me edit it out so I have to end and redo the listing and watch it like a hawk.
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Jul 2017
3:08pm, 16 Jul 2017
13,884 posts
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Dvorak
The dinosaur Peter Alliss and his pathetic bleating about how it was all so much better fifty years ago when there was no such word as "sexism".
(He was being interviewed in connection with the Andy Murray interview correction. Just leave him to his entitled idiocy in some antediluvian golf club bar instead of putting him on the radio to boil my piss when I'm trying to relax in the all to rare sunshine :-(.)
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Jul 2017
10:14pm, 16 Jul 2017
2,210 posts
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decorum
'favourings'. (Not flavourings themselves but the lazy listing on ingredients lists ... what flavourings? My ear wax? My ToeJam? Local Free Range Homeless Guy's Two Week Knob Cheese?)
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