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McGoohan Nov 2017 4:58pm, 1 Nov 2017 31,792 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan [That's what Prince Charles called NW I think...]
Lip Gloss Nov 2017 5:28pm, 1 Nov 2017 25,788 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss [ congratulations Meglet ]
Serendippily Nov 2017 5:30pm, 1 Nov 2017 3,622 posts	Quote Pin Serendippily (Phew Meglet )
Mazlin Nov 2017 5:33pm, 1 Nov 2017 3,890 posts	Quote Pin Mazlin What's that? You're so important you need to sit in your car with the engine running in the middle of the road AT A JUNCTION while your wife goes in to the pharmacy to wait 15 minutes for a prescription? Sure you are.
Mazlin Nov 2017 5:34pm, 1 Nov 2017 3,891 posts	Quote Pin Mazlin PS, There's more than one parking space within 50m. I know cos I've just parked in one.
Velociraptor Nov 2017 6:09pm, 1 Nov 2017 37,084 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Has it ever occurred to you that the family legend of a GP having once failed to diagnose your great-grandmother's dandruff before it was too late is not a very rational reason for demanding an urgent hospital referral every time one of you sprains an eyelash?
Wobbling Nov 2017 6:25pm, 1 Nov 2017 5,640 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling You don’t change do you? Now is today’s run-a-round your standard fuckwittery or is this a new, concerted campaign to get the most out of provoking me in your final few weeks? Just so you know, I’m going to correct and sort your more dangerous mistakes and self-serving lies but the rest is going to wash over me.
Hephaestus Nov 2017 7:26pm, 1 Nov 2017 38 posts	Quote Pin Hephaestus [Vrap - it involves vodka, or similar. CWE of codeine is easier].
FreshStart Nov 2017 7:41pm, 1 Nov 2017 2,651 posts	Quote Pin FreshStart Dear Birmingham Mail online. It's only November 1st. Please give the Christmas adverts and carols a rest.
richmac Nov 2017 7:59pm, 1 Nov 2017 10,967 posts	Quote Pin richmac Your ringing me because you have been sent a letter with this number on to call me, right next to the phone number you just dialled is a reference number, in the letter it says please quote this reference number. "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Is not the right answer when asked for the reference number that is written adjacent to the phone number you just dialed in reaction to the letter asking you to dial the number and quote the reference. FML