Things non-runners say
44 watchers
Sep 2018
4:10pm, 9 Sep 2018
9,475 posts
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Ness
I put Saturday. Meant Friday night. Drinking too much post race Prosecco!
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Sep 2018
4:13pm, 9 Sep 2018
17,137 posts
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ChrisHB
You want to watch out you don't get frostbite, mate. (Temp 20C, me running in shorts and short sleeves).
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Sep 2018
4:24pm, 9 Sep 2018
26,870 posts
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Derby Tup
‘Saturday or Sunday? Is that when you do your jogging’ (complete with exaggerated funky chicken arm movements)
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Oct 2018
12:04pm, 23 Oct 2018
20,020 posts
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fetcheveryone
A marathon? How far is that?
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Oct 2018
12:17pm, 23 Oct 2018
11,376 posts
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richmac
"Ohh i couldn't do what you do..." "No, Not sitting their endlessly stuffing your face with processed crap you couldn't" That should be in "TYWTSBC" thread really |
Oct 2018
9:06pm, 23 Oct 2018
33,255 posts
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Nellers
Why go to a parkrun? Why not just go and run 5k from your front door. It costs the same and you don't have to travel.
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Oct 2018
9:07pm, 23 Oct 2018
33,256 posts
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Nellers
Except they obviously said "Park Run".
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Oct 2018
9:09pm, 23 Oct 2018
20,023 posts
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fetcheveryone
Which charity are you doing it for?
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Oct 2018
9:09pm, 23 Oct 2018
20,024 posts
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fetcheveryone
I couldn't do that.
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Oct 2018
9:15pm, 23 Oct 2018
30 posts
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ishep
- pfff! I wouldn't even want to *drive* that far! - you know you could just get the bus, don't you? - it's bad for your knees, though, isn't it? - if you ever see me running, you'd better too, coz there's something chasing me! - I can just about manage to run a bath |
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