Things non-runners say

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Sep 2018
4:10pm, 9 Sep 2018
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Ness
I put Saturday. Meant Friday night. Drinking too much post race Prosecco!
Sep 2018
4:13pm, 9 Sep 2018
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ChrisHB
You want to watch out you don't get frostbite, mate. (Temp 20C, me running in shorts and short sleeves).
Sep 2018
4:24pm, 9 Sep 2018
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Derby Tup
‘Saturday or Sunday? Is that when you do your jogging’ (complete with exaggerated funky chicken arm movements)
Oct 2018
12:04pm, 23 Oct 2018
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fetcheveryone
A marathon? How far is that? :-)
Oct 2018
12:17pm, 23 Oct 2018
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richmac
"Ohh i couldn't do what you do..."

"No, Not sitting their endlessly stuffing your face with processed crap you couldn't"

That should be in "TYWTSBC" thread really :-)
Oct 2018
9:06pm, 23 Oct 2018
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Nellers
Why go to a parkrun? Why not just go and run 5k from your front door. It costs the same and you don't have to travel.
Oct 2018
9:07pm, 23 Oct 2018
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Nellers
Except they obviously said "Park Run".
Oct 2018
9:09pm, 23 Oct 2018
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fetcheveryone
Which charity are you doing it for?
Oct 2018
9:09pm, 23 Oct 2018
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fetcheveryone
I couldn't do that.
Oct 2018
9:15pm, 23 Oct 2018
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ishep
- pfff! I wouldn't even want to *drive* that far!

- you know you could just get the bus, don't you?

- it's bad for your knees, though, isn't it?

- if you ever see me running, you'd better too, coz there's something chasing me!

- I can just about manage to run a bath

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