Things non-runners say
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Sep 2018
8:38pm, 7 Sep 2018
3,126 posts
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mr d
Like the time my Dad rang me at work to ask if I want a lift home and I replied 'don't worry I'm running'. He came back with, 'but it's raining.' There used to be a thread for this stuff, it was one of my favourites, I can't find it anymore. What are the best / worst things non-runners have said to you about our pastime? |
Sep 2018
9:06pm, 7 Sep 2018
392 posts
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Brig
Mostly people are supportive but every now and then you get "why"?!? Or nowadays I get "even at your age"! 😕 |
Sep 2018
9:12pm, 7 Sep 2018
2,736 posts
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FergusG
Should you be eating that?
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Sep 2018
9:15pm, 7 Sep 2018
42,789 posts
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Fierce and Focused Fleecy
What about your knees? I tried running once but it hurt my knees. Isn’t it boring? You never see a runner smiling do you? |
Sep 2018
9:18pm, 7 Sep 2018
18,213 posts
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Lizzie W
Best heckle: "Get a life" New runner "what's the furthest you've run?" Me "ever? mumble cough half marathon" NR "is that 5K?" |
Sep 2018
9:33pm, 7 Sep 2018
7,645 posts
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NDWDave
What the f*** is wrong with you
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Sep 2018
9:36pm, 7 Sep 2018
50,219 posts
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swittle
No such person as a non-runner: just someone who hasn't started yet.:) "Streaker: that means you run every day?" |
Sep 2018
9:38pm, 7 Sep 2018
24,318 posts
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HellsBells
Have you done The Marathon?
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Sep 2018
9:39pm, 7 Sep 2018
35,525 posts
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alpenrose
Are you running for charity?
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Sep 2018
9:41pm, 7 Sep 2018
2,488 posts
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StuH
"How far is the marathon you're training for?"
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