Joke of the day........

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17 Mar
6:12pm, 17 Mar 2024
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Seratonin
He could have been eating Scampi Fries Daz 😉
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18 Mar
3:17pm, 18 Mar 2024
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3M
I've been told that it is important not to iron any four leaf clovers that are found, as you don't want to press your luck.
18 Mar
8:01pm, 18 Mar 2024
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daz1927
The older I get, the more I can feel women dressing me with their eyes……
18 Mar
8:02pm, 18 Mar 2024
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daz1927
Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I’m being stalked
18 Mar
11:13pm, 18 Mar 2024
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NordRunner
Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I’m being stalked If they leave them on your pillow it's probably mafia hippies.
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12:48am, 19 Mar 2024
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Fenland Flier
I was going to jog today.

You said that yesterday.

I know, it's just a running joke.
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8:25am, 19 Mar 2024
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Stander
Sweepstake entries everyone for how long it takes for Daz to get another ban?

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