Joke of the day........

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7:15am, 29 Nov 2022
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Derby Tup
Yes. I’m just hoping it’ll not start a caravan of similar gags
7:26am, 29 Nov 2022
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
Now we're just getting Many Too Many tracks Phil Collins sung on. If we start including Genesis songs it'll cause Misunderstanding.
7:28am, 29 Nov 2022
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Oh dear, this is so su, su, su, stupido...
7:38am, 29 Nov 2022
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I’m still not over my Chicago addiction. It’s a hard habit to break.
8:36am, 29 Nov 2022
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25 or 6 or 4 - still too many
1:45pm, 29 Nov 2022
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Jock Itch
Two robbers were robbing an off licence

when one robber grabs a bottle and
asks the other robber "is this whiskey?"

The other says "yeah but not as
whiskey as wobbing a bank".

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