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Joke of the day........

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26 Nov
4:46pm, 26 Nov 2021
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Nicholls595
Written by the Father Ted writers I believe?
26 Nov
4:56pm, 26 Nov 2021
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Eynsham Red
I’ve never watched a Fast Show.
26 Nov
5:32pm, 26 Nov 2021
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Steve NordRunner
If we're dragging out high-art one-liners, preferably rendered by non-PC comedians from run-down industrial areas ...

I'm not saying I'm unlucky, but, when when there was a burst at the soup factory, all I could find in the house was a fork and a colander.
26 Nov
8:40pm, 26 Nov 2021
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Mushroom
My wife tells me that sex is usually better when away on holiday.

Worst postcard I've ever received..
26 Nov
9:49pm, 26 Nov 2021
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Muttley
Never watched the Fast Show so that's why I didn't get it. Doesn't rule out that I'm thick of course.
27 Nov
9:19am, 27 Nov 2021
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richmac
I believe the fast show is on iPlayer.. If you havent seen it then get on there, what were your going to do with that 40 hours anyway?
27 Nov
9:08pm, 27 Nov 2021
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Seratonin
There were so many memorable characters, sketches and catch-phrases that came out of The Fast Show.

I can remember when I first visited my in-laws. We travelled up from Devon to Corby and things were going swimmingly. In the evening we were sat in the living room and there was not much that they were interested in on the TV. My OH piped up "Oh the Fast Show is on and Andy really likes that" The in-laws had never seen it and were okay with the idea so flipped the TV over to BBC 2.

Of course the show is edgy and difficult to predict but I cringed at the punch-line to this sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALP3G0kAoMY


Luckily, there was no lasting damage :-)
28 Nov
12:49pm, 28 Nov 2021
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Surrey Phil
I'll get me coat...
28 Nov
9:00pm, 28 Nov 2021
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dUNKle
Brilliant

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