Things non-runners say

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9:44pm, 7 Sep 2018
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decorum
You're off out on a run? You're passing the supermarket, aren't you ... can you pick up a few things for me?
Sep 2018
10:23pm, 7 Sep 2018
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Dvorak
A french stick and a punnet of blueberries, perhaps?
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10:28pm, 7 Sep 2018
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decorum
[Oddly enough, a French Stick was one of the items wanted :-) *rofl* ]
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10:35pm, 7 Sep 2018
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TRO Gompers Chomper
My fave: I remember an almost daily conversation about my Ironman training and explaining the distances involved many times. After finishing she suggested I should do the London marathon, ‘I reckon you could definitely finish it, I really do’
Sep 2018
10:42pm, 7 Sep 2018
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Diogenes
“Are you still going jogging?”
Sep 2018
11:22pm, 7 Sep 2018
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Surrey Phil
[Recovering from DOMS] "Well, you're not as young as you used to be."
Sep 2018
1:11am, 8 Sep 2018
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mr d
Those are all so good, every one.

Also know I remember going running with a friend who had to pick up a pint of milk at the last shop on the way home,

And one of the directors at my pow, 'you can't go out running in the snow, you'll slip over.'
Sep 2018
8:06am, 8 Sep 2018
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gribb0
are you addicted?
Sep 2018
9:03am, 8 Sep 2018
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cackleberry
Can't you just go for cake without running first?
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9:26am, 8 Sep 2018
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Diogenes
How come you are still fat?

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