Joke of the day........

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The Tinselator Dec 2018 7:17pm, 19 Dec 2018 8,690 posts	0 The Tinselator How do you measure the mass of a chilli pepper? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
The Tinselator Dec 2018 7:20pm, 19 Dec 2018 8,691 posts	0 The Tinselator Where would you measure the weight of a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow...
Carpathius Dec 2018 7:54pm, 19 Dec 2018 16,055 posts	0 Carpathius Two old ladies sat outside their nursing home having a cigarette when it starts raining. Oh, hang on. Family friendly wasn't it. How do you make a handkerchief dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Derby Tup Dec 2018 7:59pm, 19 Dec 2018 27,980 posts	0 Derby Tup I don’t get the pie / rainbow joke
Rosehip Dec 2018 8:02pm, 19 Dec 2018 11,349 posts	0 Rosehip (took me a while, DT, you have to sing "somewhere over the rainbow, way up high")
lark-the-herald-angels-sing-im Dec 2018 8:04pm, 19 Dec 2018 6,337 posts	0 lark-the-herald-angels-sing-im It’s in the telling - Where would you measure the weigh of pie?.....
Eynsham the Red knows rain dear Dec 2018 8:11pm, 19 Dec 2018 3,561 posts	0 Eynsham the Red knows rain dear I like the one you didn’t finish Carp (thanks to Google) 😀
Derby Tup Dec 2018 8:12pm, 19 Dec 2018 27,982 posts	0 Derby Tup Understood - I’d have never got it
GordonG Dec 2018 8:43pm, 19 Dec 2018 7,633 posts	0 GordonG surely it works better as "where do you weigh a pie?"...?
Sarahwelshy Dec 2018 9:31pm, 19 Dec 2018 420 posts	0 Sarahwelshy What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia