Joke of the day........

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richmachumbug Dec 2018 9:45pm, 23 Dec 2018 11,431 posts	0 richmachumbug When running from the authorities I used a trebuchet to loose the attack dogs. It certainly threw them off the scent.
Stander Dec 2018 10:33am, 24 Dec 2018 15,748 posts	0 Stander I love my six pack so much that I protect it with a layer of fat
Stander Dec 2018 8:10pm, 24 Dec 2018 15,749 posts	0 Stander What’s the difference between jam and marmalade? You can’t marmalade your cock up your girlfriends arse.
McGoohan Dec 2018 8:22pm, 24 Dec 2018 37,538 posts	0 McGoohan Sets timer for that joke... 10...9...8...
Jock Itch Dec 2018 8:43pm, 24 Dec 2018 12,734 posts	0 Jock Itch ^^^
Jock Itch Dec 2018 8:44pm, 24 Dec 2018 12,735 posts	0 Jock Itch Actually thats not entirely true. 18-30 holiday once in....gah....ahem....
Derby Tup Dec 2018 8:45pm, 24 Dec 2018 28,096 posts	0 Derby Tup [Removed by Santa]
Dillthedog Merrily on High Dec 2018 9:00pm, 24 Dec 2018 3,002 posts	0 Dillthedog Merrily on High Stander has been moved to the naughty list. And everyone else who chortled at his joke
peachy Dec 2018 3:17pm, 25 Dec 2018 1,860 posts	0 peachy Just opened a Christmas present and a Yorkshire pudding fell out. Gotta love my Auntie Bessie
Brunski Dec 2018 7:21pm, 25 Dec 2018 1,260 posts	0 Brunski Every christmas I would rush downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as we could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best pressie but we would all make up later and sit down to have a three-hour dinner before watching telly for the rest of the day. God I miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office.