► CALLING PLODDING HIPPO ◄

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CrazyLegs
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MissChappo
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High brow sweet nothings
Lizzie W
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or making the most of things...
CrazyLegs
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Velociraptor
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1500mg of levonorgestrel and 1g of azithromycin first thing tomorrow should see off most repercussions but is ineffective against angry wives.
MissChappo
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LOL what do they do? TBH I thought we might be worrying about pregnancy :-o
barking
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*schorts*
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plodding hippo
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Vrap
Once again you are PRICELESS
CrazyLegs
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About This Thread

Maintained by eL Bee!
GREAT NEWS:
Our Hippo (the Vileda/Marigold centrefold) is expecting....
:)
....McGoohan in a Vileda loin cloth... while pumping CrazyLegs :-O
..who has given up farting for the week :)

Meanwhile, in other news:
The Fetch Gardening Forum discussed a variety of Jungle Reduction Techniques... with blades; electrical appliances; and a variety of 'plucking' manoeuvres on the table...

A practical demonstration was kindly offered.... :) although the symmetry of the edging was thought to be a little suspect!!
Fortunately a last minute decision to crop in a semi-formal shape relieved the tension of the gathered forumites.

But then....
DISASTER!!!
A little too much falling over juice and a misdirected application of the DeJungle Doofer, and the beautiful heart-shaped semi-formal lawn became......

a cricket pitch! :(

APOLOGIES FOR LOSS OF SERVICE:

eL Bee! and Velociraptor are skiing and shagging in Switzerland :)
...although I can report that shaggery *while* skiing today would have resulted in snapped off appendages! :)

Thence forward the thread concentrated on the very important minutiae of sex..... and underwear

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