► CALLING PLODDING HIPPO ◄

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plodding hippo
plodding hippo
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plodding hippo
I bet you were a leading light in your med school revue
MissChappo
MissChappo
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9:39pm, 13 Jan 2010
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Oh God. I forgot that bit. So he doesn't have a problem with the decorators then?
Velociraptor
Velociraptor
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Srsly, Emma, don't let your future be screwed up by something preventable.
CrazyLegs
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barking
barking
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9:40pm, 13 Jan 2010
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barking
Dont bet on that one CL
CrazyLegs
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Velociraptor
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Velociraptor
EMMA! You most certainly can. I have Fellmouse and Tinkerbell as proof that it's possible to ovulate at unexpected times of the month :P
CrazyLegs
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Stepford Wife
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10:27pm, 13 Jan 2010
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Stepford Wife
Blimey, what a point to walk back in at
MissChappo
MissChappo
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10:28pm, 13 Jan 2010
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MissChappo
Yes SW, things have moved on a little!

About This Thread

Maintained by eL Bee!
GREAT NEWS:
Our Hippo (the Vileda/Marigold centrefold) is expecting....
:)
....McGoohan in a Vileda loin cloth... while pumping CrazyLegs :-O
..who has given up farting for the week :)

Meanwhile, in other news:
The Fetch Gardening Forum discussed a variety of Jungle Reduction Techniques... with blades; electrical appliances; and a variety of 'plucking' manoeuvres on the table...

A practical demonstration was kindly offered.... :) although the symmetry of the edging was thought to be a little suspect!!
Fortunately a last minute decision to crop in a semi-formal shape relieved the tension of the gathered forumites.

But then....
DISASTER!!!
A little too much falling over juice and a misdirected application of the DeJungle Doofer, and the beautiful heart-shaped semi-formal lawn became......

a cricket pitch! :(

APOLOGIES FOR LOSS OF SERVICE:

eL Bee! and Velociraptor are skiing and shagging in Switzerland :)
...although I can report that shaggery *while* skiing today would have resulted in snapped off appendages! :)

Thence forward the thread concentrated on the very important minutiae of sex..... and underwear

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