► CALLING PLODDING HIPPO ◄

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CrazyLegs
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plodding hippo
plodding hippo
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plodding hippo
you wre too busy with-erm-minutiae to wory about crisps
Now whwre is the knicker link
mxhornet
mxhornet
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6:29am, 14 Jan 2010
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Crisps, crisps, I can't remember crisps being mentioned !!
plodding hippo
plodding hippo
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6:35am, 14 Jan 2010
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plodding hippo
we discussed Seabrookes
How COULD you forget?

*****sobs hysterically***
mxhornet
mxhornet
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6:44am, 14 Jan 2010
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I vaguely remember now. It's my age dear ;-)
plodding hippo
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plodding hippo
ok, i suppose i do have to make SOME allowances(gos off to check if Horny is older than her)
Velociraptor
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We have two 280g bags of Swiss paprika crisps (which are reminiscent of Golden Wonder smoky bacon from the 1970s, thickly coated with orange powder) and only 2 days to eat them. eL Bee! doesn't seem to have brought his hollow legs with him this year.
plodding hippo
plodding hippo
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6:55am, 14 Jan 2010
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plodding hippo
oooooh, chuck some over
:)
swittle
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8:43am, 14 Jan 2010
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lol @v'rap
CrazyLegs
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About This Thread

Maintained by eL Bee!
GREAT NEWS:
Our Hippo (the Vileda/Marigold centrefold) is expecting....
:)
....McGoohan in a Vileda loin cloth... while pumping CrazyLegs :-O
..who has given up farting for the week :)

Meanwhile, in other news:
The Fetch Gardening Forum discussed a variety of Jungle Reduction Techniques... with blades; electrical appliances; and a variety of 'plucking' manoeuvres on the table...

A practical demonstration was kindly offered.... :) although the symmetry of the edging was thought to be a little suspect!!
Fortunately a last minute decision to crop in a semi-formal shape relieved the tension of the gathered forumites.

But then....
DISASTER!!!
A little too much falling over juice and a misdirected application of the DeJungle Doofer, and the beautiful heart-shaped semi-formal lawn became......

a cricket pitch! :(

APOLOGIES FOR LOSS OF SERVICE:

eL Bee! and Velociraptor are skiing and shagging in Switzerland :)
...although I can report that shaggery *while* skiing today would have resulted in snapped off appendages! :)

Thence forward the thread concentrated on the very important minutiae of sex..... and underwear

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