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What really grinds your gears?

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swittle Oct 2020 3:58pm, 8 Oct 2020 68,535 posts	Quote Pin swittle Starting 90% of sentences with the sorely misused conjuction, 'So' has become commonplace, closely followed by coming to the end of a sentence and saying, 'Yes', doubtless seeking some form of confirmation of what has come before by so doing.
Velociraptor Oct 2020 4:06pm, 8 Oct 2020 49,074 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Ehbsaloooooooooooooooooooooootly, swittle
TeeBee Oct 2020 4:09pm, 8 Oct 2020 6,800 posts	Quote Pin TeeBee Quite often it isn't 'yes', it's 'yeah'
Badger Oct 2020 4:10pm, 8 Oct 2020 12,879 posts	Quote Pin Badger [oh, now I'm tempted to say "from the gecko" on purpose. FDNB, the sanitiser dispenser outside our work bike shed delivers very sticky gel. Turns out that using it then pushing bike by saddle ends quickly in very sticky trousers. ]
Raemond Oct 2020 4:14pm, 8 Oct 2020 6,400 posts	Quote 1 pin Raemond (that's his excuse and he's sticking to it) (yes, that was intentional)
McGoohan Oct 2020 4:25pm, 8 Oct 2020 47,014 posts	Quote 1 pin McGoohan As the snow flies On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' A poor little baby child is born In the gecko (in the gecko) And his mama cries 'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need It's another hungry mouth to feed In the gecko (in the gecko)
Weath Oct 2020 5:14pm, 8 Oct 2020 459 posts	Quote 1 pin Weath [Dunno about geckos but an ex-colleague of mine used to blame things on the 'escaped goat' 🤣]
SusiesueHarp Oct 2020 5:27pm, 8 Oct 2020 899 posts	Quote Pin SusiesueHarp [🤣]
Fitz Oct 2020 8:51am, 9 Oct 2020 2,292 posts	Quote 1 pin Fitz Posthumous birthdays. It’s not John Lennon’s 80th birthday, he stopped having birthdays in 1980. And the extra-evil cousin of posthumous birthdays, “happy birthday in heaven, mum” FB posts.
Velociraptor Oct 2020 9:00am, 9 Oct 2020 49,088 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor The way the washing machine tells me the cycle I've selected lasts one hour something, so I press the button, and when I look five minutes later it tells me it has two hours and fifty-two minutes still to run.