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Dvorak Feb 2022 3:36pm, 3 Feb 2022 24,479 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak My friend's got two left feet. He would do, though - he's a horse.
Bazoaxe Feb 2022 4:13pm, 3 Feb 2022 21,982 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe Hooooooooooof
Eynsham Red Feb 2022 9:11pm, 3 Feb 2022 8,464 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red BREAKING: Larry the Cat becomes latest to leave Downing Street, citing irreconcilable differences with PM. ‘I only get nine lives’ he said in a statement. “That f*cker’s had about twelve” (Courtesy Rory Bremner Twitter)
Muttley Feb 2022 8:58am, 4 Feb 2022 1,331 posts	Quote Pin Muttley The way the Irish spell their names is my pet piamh.
Dooogs Feb 2022 1:33pm, 4 Feb 2022 8,233 posts	Quote Pin Dooogs (haha, Muttley, with the Irish pronunciation, that's a "pet pee-av")
Fields Feb 2022 3:00pm, 4 Feb 2022 2,510 posts	Quote Pin Fields I misunderstood the meaning of jerk chicken and now I’m not allowed within 5 miles of a farm
TnoP Feb 2022 4:18pm, 4 Feb 2022 2,386 posts	Quote Pin TnoP What sound does a one-legged turkey make? Wobble, wobble......
Nellers Feb 2022 5:15pm, 4 Feb 2022 39,296 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Does anyone know how long earworms last? I've been told it's 7 hours and fifteen days.
Muttley Feb 2022 9:11am, 5 Feb 2022 1,332 posts	Quote Pin Muttley ^ I don't get it! Am I thick?
richmac Feb 2022 9:14am, 5 Feb 2022 17,546 posts	Quote Pin richmac ^ that's the best comment ever, literally 'nothing compares to you'