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Derby Tup 30 Jun 12:21pm, 30 Jun 2025 72,762 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup
Nicholls595 30 Jun 12:29pm, 30 Jun 2025 32,676 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 Sounds like one of Mr Delaney's
Stander 30 Jun 2:05pm, 30 Jun 2025 278 posts	Quote Pin Stander um wrote:[ 20 years ago? Windsor Safari Park closed in 1992, to became Legoland some time ago. Seems the giraffes want to Longleat. Although there was an Ernie at Whipsnade Zoo in 1993, shutterstock.com It's very unlikely that a giraffe born in 1992 or 3 is still around ] Maybe it was Whipsnade then.
Muttley 30 Jun 7:46pm, 30 Jun 2025 4,136 posts	Quote Pin Muttley Breaking news. Hundreds of people were caught climbing the fence at Glastonbury. Security guards forced them back into the site and the Rod Stewart gig.
Jock Itch 1 Jul 2:03pm, 1 Jul 2025 14,112 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Never thought I'd be yearning for the day when Daz came back !
Derby Tup 1 Jul 3:00pm, 1 Jul 2025 72,781 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Lifetime ban?
Derby Tup 1 Jul 3:11pm, 1 Jul 2025 72,783 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Back to core business I met an old mate of mine today. He told me he'd been sacked from the shop he worked at " What happened ? " I asked. " I got caught with my knob in the bacon slicer " he said. " Blimey!. What happened to the bacon slicer ? " She got sacked as well "
richmac 1 Jul 3:17pm, 1 Jul 2025 34,992 posts	Quote Pin richmac Old is gold
Diogenes 1 Jul 3:45pm, 1 Jul 2025 92,634 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes This heat! I managed to stick it out at work until lunchtime. Then they made me put it away. (Help, I think Daz has stolen my account.)
Nellers 1 Jul 3:48pm, 1 Jul 2025 45,401 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Well if we're doing THAT sort of joke again........ Two nuns in the bath. One says "Where's the soap?" and the other replies "Yes it does, doesn't it." or Two nuns riding through town on their bicycles. One says "I've never come this way before." and the other replies "Me neither. It must be the cobbles."