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Nellers Feb 2022 9:26am, 5 Feb 2022 39,297 posts	Quote Pin Nellers An authoritarian walks into a bar. He orders everyone around.
Jock Itch Feb 2022 11:13am, 7 Feb 2022 13,623 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch A armed man has just run into an Estate Agents and shouted "Nobody move!"
Jock Itch Feb 2022 11:17am, 7 Feb 2022 13,624 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl. I said no I didn't know he could.
Jock Itch Feb 2022 6:06pm, 8 Feb 2022 13,625 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch What does Jeff Bezos do before bedtime? He puts his pyjamazon.
KPM Feb 2022 10:30pm, 8 Feb 2022 607 posts	Quote Pin KPM Sometimes I wish I had cleavage so people wouldn't look me in the eye
57.5 Days of Pain Feb 2022 8:59pm, 9 Feb 2022 8,458 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Days of Pain I went to the butcher's today, he said "I bet you can't reach the meat on the top shelf". But I didn't gamble, the steaks were too high.
McGoohan Feb 2022 11:03pm, 9 Feb 2022 50,997 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I've put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house… My neighbour is dead against it
AndyS Feb 2022 11:03am, 11 Feb 2022 931 posts	Quote Pin AndyS I was in a cafe happily dipping my biscuits in other people's tea and they called the police... I was charged with dunkin' disorderly
richmac Feb 2022 5:35pm, 11 Feb 2022 17,648 posts	Quote Pin richmac I saw a guy wearing nothing but a box of detergent earlier I thought "Thats bold"
richmac Feb 2022 5:36pm, 11 Feb 2022 17,649 posts	Quote Pin richmac I won a set of spark plugs in a raffle I thought "Champion"