Joke of the day........
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Nov 2020
4:37pm, 27 Nov 2020
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Jock Itch
Careful everyone. Black Friday scam going around. I ordered 4 Kindles and instead got a Two Ronnie's DVD. |
Nov 2020
5:12pm, 29 Nov 2020
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DingDocMerrily
This morning I was surprised to find my Garlic Powder, Nutmeg, Salt and Pepper were on the kitchen table singing We Wish You a Merry Christmas. It was a Seasoning's Greetings.
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Nov 2020
10:32am, 30 Nov 2020
1,120 posts
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colindglen
My mate rang to say he had just knocked a man off his bike. He said, "Do you think I should do a runner?” I said, “No, I think the cyclist’s enough...” |
Nov 2020
2:19pm, 30 Nov 2020
12,815 posts
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larkim
I got excited about telling you all a Rudy Giuliani joke, but now it's lost its appeal.
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Nov 2020
5:11pm, 30 Nov 2020
438 posts
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Mountkeen
A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It has to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me." |
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Nov 2020
5:36pm, 30 Nov 2020
1,125 posts
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colindglen
My pun-pal Barbara sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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Nov 2020
9:49pm, 30 Nov 2020
12,804 posts
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Jason1969
I have a joke about Roman numerals but I for one don't like it.
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Dec 2020
8:27am, 1 Dec 2020
13,441 posts
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Markymarkmark
My friend said she wanted to marry a Witch Doctor. What's the appeal?" I asked. She replied, "Pwobabwy the financial secuwity." |
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Dec 2020
8:29am, 1 Dec 2020
13,442 posts
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Markymarkmark
The government have just passed a law which means male best friends will have to meet for lunch at least once a week! Well it's not actually a law, it's a mandate. |
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Dec 2020
1:30pm, 1 Dec 2020
13,335 posts
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Jock Itch
Anus
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