Joke of the day........
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Nov 2020
3:21pm, 24 Nov 2020
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Old Croc
A cornish pasty in Jamaica costs £2.50 A steak and kidney pie in Trinidad costs £2.35 A cheese pasty in St Kitts costs £2.95 These are the pie rates of the Caribbean |
Nov 2020
6:52pm, 24 Nov 2020
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Binks
The Pfizer and Modena vaccines were both effective, protective and safe. But the Oxford one seems to be effective, protective, and safe.
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Nov 2020
8:58am, 25 Nov 2020
155 posts
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Stander
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Nov 2020
9:02am, 25 Nov 2020
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JK *chameleon*
[Oxford comma, Stander. Subtle.]
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Nov 2020
9:29am, 25 Nov 2020
156 posts
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Stander
Far too highbrow for me.
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Nov 2020
9:51am, 25 Nov 2020
26,173 posts
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Maclennane
PETER SCHMEICHEL. Ensure your next son grows up with a constant sense of comedic Yiddish dismissal my naming him Michael. (via twop twips) |
Nov 2020
12:34pm, 25 Nov 2020
47,860 posts
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Derby Tup
Anyone got any knob jokes?
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Nov 2020
12:37pm, 25 Nov 2020
4,183 posts
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K5 Gus
Boris
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Nov 2020
12:38pm, 25 Nov 2020
6,768 posts
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Eynsham Red
Johnson.
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Nov 2020
2:05pm, 25 Nov 2020
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mr d
How do you make your partner scream after an orgasm? Wipe your knob on the curtains. |
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