Feb 2013
6:58pm, 8 Feb 2013
24,038 posts
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Velociraptor
Being the Stop Smoking Counsellor's prescribing technician at 6.30pm on a Friday.
"There's another visit just come through tee hee hee." I don't think the receptionist on tonight is bright enough to realise that a nervous laugh is a disciplinary offense.
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Feb 2013
6:59pm, 8 Feb 2013
16,897 posts
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Johnny Blaze
"Call the midwife"
What in fuck is THAT all about?
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Feb 2013
7:00pm, 8 Feb 2013
24,039 posts
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Velociraptor
My spelling gears are so ground that they're mixing up s and c. I wonder if there is any way I could do someone a serious damage by getting those letters mixed up in a nicotine replacement therapy prescription.
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Feb 2013
10:40am, 11 Feb 2013
8,450 posts
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ChrisHB
Moving to the next level.
Every wretched team, wing, department, silo, cavern, centre of excellence, you name it, in my company seems to be doing this almost every week.
They just mean they no longer have their feet on the ground.
I am going to move to the next level by running up a hill some time today. My feet will frequently be on the ground.
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Feb 2013
10:47am, 11 Feb 2013
3,102 posts
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Tav H
"You need to communicate the story". Me: "Can't I just tell them?"
"We've listened to your requests, and that's partly why the decision has been made to merge certain teams back together, to help create synergies". Me: "And facilitate trimming of fat in 12 months time".
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Feb 2013
1:33pm, 11 Feb 2013
58 posts
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RM
- 'Managers' of other teams wafting into my area who have all the gravitas and business approach of Timmy Mallet as he's queuing up at the airport to go on holiday.
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Feb 2013
7:00pm, 11 Feb 2013
7,432 posts
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Caterpillar
squirrels
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Feb 2013
7:02pm, 11 Feb 2013
6,947 posts
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fleecy
My cat. Won't stop fucking yowling. And my son. Didn't eat half his dinner and is now raiding the kitchen.
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Feb 2013
7:32pm, 11 Feb 2013
8,392 posts
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Liliaicha
Fleecy - my cat yowling too! She is driving us INSANE! I fear she maybe living in the shed soon, or at the very least, in the cupboard under the stairs!!
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Feb 2013
7:32pm, 11 Feb 2013
6,199 posts
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JamieKai *chameleon*
My f***ing upstairs neighbours. Constant banging about upstairs. All hours of the day too, very little let up
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