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What really grinds your gears?

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McGoohan Mar 2017 11:49am, 8 Mar 2017 28,333 posts	Quote 2 pins McGoohan An extra pet hate of mine is where they - usually senior management - walk into the loo, already on a call, whip out their schlong, commence weeing and continue to hold a conversation. At the end to be fair they usually, one-handedly, wash that hand and dry it and then walk out still on the call. I always try to make as much noise as possible so the person on the other end of the line is aware where the call is being conducted.
JK chameleon Mar 2017 11:50am, 8 Mar 2017 12,132 posts	Quote Pin JK chameleon PtB - when I leave the bathroom I don't tend to use the same pushplate/handle as the one I used to enter. So in theory, one side is riddled in germs, the other should be clean after people wash their damn hands. Like we (should) impress upon children at a young age - just because you're older, doesn't mean you should forget about basic hygiene. And yes, people not washing their hands after their ablutions is a major gear grinder of mine. You dirty, dirty bastards.
Wriggling Snake Mar 2017 12:03pm, 8 Mar 2017 14,765 posts	Quote Pin Wriggling Snake If you wash you hands each time you walk out. "Now wash your hands"
Wriggling Snake Mar 2017 12:03pm, 8 Mar 2017 14,766 posts	Quote Pin Wriggling Snake oh nearly forgot, Vine on, radio off.
Atonal Miserabilist (AFKA TRO) Mar 2017 12:06pm, 8 Mar 2017 14,507 posts	Quote Pin Atonal Miserabilist (AFKA TRO) McGoohan I once heard a chap 'on the throne' in the trap next door, on a conference call. He made a couple of contributions as well, they might they heard where he was as his arse blew like Krakatoa (probably why he HAD to go during the call). Although he may have muted that and the flush to get away with it....
ChrisHB Mar 2017 12:18pm, 8 Mar 2017 14,611 posts	Quote 1 pin ChrisHB Winston Churchill is reported to have said that at Harrow, they were taught not to pee on their hands.
macca 53 Mar 2017 12:36pm, 8 Mar 2017 25,693 posts	Quote Pin macca 53 were they taught not to pee on their fags hands though?.......
Surrey Phil Mar 2017 1:24pm, 8 Mar 2017 1,878 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil I get a tad concerned about race portaloos as the only washing method is the handwash/gel stuff (if there's any left in the dispenser). After leaving, you end up eating jelly babies/beans that are being offered as well as what you are carrying yourself. You may be a bit worried about your own hands' cleanliness but what about the dozens of people who have had their hands in the same box of sweets?
McGoohan Mar 2017 1:38pm, 8 Mar 2017 28,334 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I never eat proffered jelly babies (plus I think they're mank to begin with)
Markymarkmark Mar 2017 1:53pm, 8 Mar 2017 4,856 posts	Quote 2 pins Markymarkmark McG, ref the TOTP comment, presumably it was a schlong distance call? All I can say in general on this topic is thank the Lord for a fully functioning immune system and hydrochloric acid!