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Badger Jan 2017 10:59pm, 23 Jan 2017 8,014 posts	Quote Pin Badger Twenty-two minutes late, escaped puma, Chessington North. [Reggie Perrin quotes, in fact. I'll give Southern this, it's a lot easier to come up with excuses for being late for work these days.]
Duchess Jan 2017 10:59pm, 23 Jan 2017 7,355 posts	Quote Pin Duchess McG, what the xxxx have you been smoking?
McGoohan Jan 2017 11:08pm, 23 Jan 2017 27,704 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYoFCwIFB0M
Carpathius Jan 2017 12:18am, 24 Jan 2017 11,261 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius The current advert up there ^ which is exhorting me to use the Benefit New Wow Brows App and "get rewarded for keeping your brows in top - top shape'. Am I supposed to make them fucking exercise? Do eyebrows need to 'get ready for Summer'? Should I be worried that mine don't have a bikini body? The very concept that women should be rewarded for making their fucking eyebrows fit a media - generated beauty ideal is just one of the multitude of reasons that the Women's Marches took place at the weekend. FFS.
Fleecing Icicles Jan 2017 6:54am, 24 Jan 2017 32,757 posts	Quote Pin Fleecing Icicles There's no part of a woman which isn't open to appraisal, criticism and someone making money out of it, Carp. Funny how the same doesn't apply to men.
Corrah Jan 2017 7:19am, 24 Jan 2017 2,765 posts	Quote Pin Corrah I could rant for hours on that carp and fleecy. I'd best not start or I will never get out the house today!
mad4purple Jan 2017 7:29am, 24 Jan 2017 35,596 posts	Quote Pin mad4purple I too could rant on this.
Velociraptor Jan 2017 7:32am, 24 Jan 2017 35,376 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor I shall rant on this several times in the course of today.
Fellrunning Jan 2017 7:34am, 24 Jan 2017 1,815 posts	Quote 2 pins Fellrunning Yep I've often told Shel she should market her "Rustic Farmers Wife" look. "Shel is wearing old worn out maternity dungerees over 5 layers of clothes to keep the cold out. On her feet are Dickies steel toe capped workboots. Her hair tied is up with orange baler twine, her complexion enhanced by mud (and worse) artistically spattered on her face. Her outfit is accessorised by fingerless woollen gloves much beloved of Albert Steptoe, and a bright yellow bobble hat" I think the Hollywood glitterati would be queuing up for that...
Corrah Jan 2017 7:58am, 24 Jan 2017 2,766 posts	Quote Pin Corrah I would rock that look. I never fail to be amazed at the time spent by ladies in the gym doing their hair and makeup.