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Eynsham Red Nov 2016 6:20pm, 18 Nov 2016 1,109 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red They do seem to take exception to certain items for no apparent reason
McGoohan Nov 2016 7:25pm, 18 Nov 2016 26,793 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan The ones in Morrisons instead of "unexpected item in the bagging area" say "surprising item in the bagging area". "Surprising"?
Jock Itch Nov 2016 11:41am, 22 Nov 2016 11,788 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch My line "Would you like a glass of water?" vaugly translates as "If you cough any f*****g more then my fist is going in your face.
Carpathius Nov 2016 3:28pm, 22 Nov 2016 10,748 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius People who can't tell the difference between 'rain' and 'fog'. I can see your normal lights perfectly all right, there is no bloody need to put your fog lights on.
Jovi Runner Nov 2016 3:41pm, 22 Nov 2016 4,583 posts	Quote Pin Jovi Runner The phrase "X sleeps until X event" We are not all 5 year olds. I got sent an email invitation to a christmas lunch event entitled 36 sleeps until Christmas from a firm of solicitors!
Red Squirrel Nov 2016 8:38pm, 22 Nov 2016 19,508 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel Stepping out to cross a road then a car coming out of a side street pulls across me and I have to retreat to the pavement. No indication, so I can only assume the a*sehole is going right. That happened 3 times today. Use your indicators muthafuckers.
Velociraptor Nov 2016 9:19pm, 22 Nov 2016 34,906 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Seeing tiny children gawping at tiny screens when they're out and about.
NoFleecingAround Nov 2016 9:21pm, 22 Nov 2016 31,626 posts	Quote Pin NoFleecingAround Drivers. Basically 90% of them. They behave like total fucking fuckwits and we need to make everyone pass a stringent safety and courtesy test each year before we allow them on the roads. We better start investing in public transport rapidly.
Carpathius Nov 2016 11:49pm, 22 Nov 2016 10,756 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius Seeing a book for £8 in Tesco when I've already bought it for £15 at Waterstones.
Jono. Nov 2016 12:40am, 23 Nov 2016 4,658 posts	Quote Pin Jono. Leaf blowers