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Mushroom Nov 2021 4:56pm, 14 Nov 2021 1,988 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom
Red Squirrel Nov 2021 8:05pm, 14 Nov 2021 22,148 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel You all deserved a patna back for those excellent rice jokes.
Derby Tup Nov 2021 4:08pm, 15 Nov 2021 52,694 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Boris Johnson seems to be coming in for a fair amount of criticism at the moment, but then you should try walking a mile in his shoes
Groundhog Nov 2021 9:00pm, 15 Nov 2021 2,845 posts	Quote Pin Groundhog From binks's pics who I was stalking for purely Trader purposes
dUNKle Nov 2021 3:21pm, 16 Nov 2021 65 posts	Quote Pin dUNKle Went into Curry’s and asked for a Dictaphone. They gave me Borris Johnsons phone number
Jock Itch Nov 2021 4:00pm, 16 Nov 2021 13,592 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch After kissing my girlfriend on the sofa she said “let’s take this upstairs”. “Ok” I said “ You grab one end and I’ll grab the other”.
Jason1969 Nov 2021 9:30pm, 16 Nov 2021 12,894 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 If you add up all the times I've been bowling, I've walked a mile in someone else's shoes.
Steve NordRunner Nov 2021 12:00am, 17 Nov 2021 851 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner This probably belongs on the over 50s thread, but: I was pretty repelled by Jock's joke two posts above, until I realised I had misread «girlfriend» as «grandmother».
Night-owl Nov 2021 7:14pm, 17 Nov 2021 38,125 posts	Quote Pin Night-owl A policeman just knocked at the door. "Where were you between 4 and 6?" Primary school I said
Mozzer Nov 2021 7:26pm, 17 Nov 2021 26 posts	Quote Pin Mozzer I've just bought a 'pessimist box'; its a bit like a swear box, but every time you have a negative thought you put a quid in; Mines half empty already.