Joke of the day........

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Mountkeen Nov 2021 10:17am, 24 Nov 2021 483 posts	0 Mountkeen I can't believe what happened earlier today - I was offered sex by a beautiful young lady. In exchange, all I had to do is advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on any forum of which I'm a member. Of course, I declined because I am a person of high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as WonderKleen, the incredibly strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon scent and vanilla.
Jock Itch Nov 2021 6:14pm, 24 Nov 2021 13,593 posts	0 Jock Itch Did you hear about the guy who broke the world record for fitting into the largest shoes? It was no small feet.
Jock Itch Nov 2021 6:14pm, 24 Nov 2021 13,594 posts	0 Jock Itch I couldn't believe it when someone toed me.
GordonG Nov 2021 8:27pm, 24 Nov 2021 8,855 posts	0 GordonG Please can no one encourage jock, heel just keep going.
colindglen Nov 2021 8:51pm, 24 Nov 2021 2,436 posts	0 colindglen I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said: “Thanks. How do you know I’m not a serial killer?” I told him the chances of two serial killers being in the same car were astronomical.
Seratonin Nov 2021 9:09pm, 24 Nov 2021 36,489 posts	0 Seratonin I picked up a young lady hitchhiker once and during the journey she told me that she was a witch. "I don't believe you" I scoffed. "Okay, I'll prove it" she said. She then put her hand on my thigh and I turned into a lay-by.
Jason1969 Nov 2021 11:22am, 25 Nov 2021 12,897 posts	0 Jason1969 I've just bought a blindfold. I don't know why, I can't see myself wearing it.
Mushroom Nov 2021 12:08pm, 25 Nov 2021 2,018 posts	0 Mushroom I've put up a marquee in my garden, installed lots of flashing lights and plan to play lots of funky music. Now is the winter of my disco tent.
Neal Nov 2021 1:31pm, 25 Nov 2021 174 posts	0 Neal Chewy is short for Chewbacca. Ani is short for Anakin. What is Luke short for? A Stormtrooper.
Nicholls595 Nov 2021 8:29am, 26 Nov 2021 26,206 posts	0 Nicholls595