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Excuses needed to why I can't go to work tonight

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Diogenes Oct 2018 4:40pm, 12 Oct 2018 30,743 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes My nan electrocuted herself on my tropical fish tank and I have to get the tank fixed
FML Oct 2018 4:43pm, 12 Oct 2018 11,097 posts	Quote Pin FML Runaway steam roller ... actually used that for being late
DocMoye Oct 2018 4:49pm, 12 Oct 2018 24,529 posts	Quote Pin DocMoye ive superglued my fingers to my tongue while putting on my false nails (I did see that in A&E once)
McGoohan Oct 2018 4:50pm, 12 Oct 2018 35,812 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I've been kidnapped I have to drive this bus at no less than 55 miles an hour or else it will explode
McGoohan Oct 2018 4:50pm, 12 Oct 2018 35,813 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I was hoovering naked and slipped and the nozzle went... anyway, I'm in A&E
um Oct 2018 5:08pm, 12 Oct 2018 556 posts	Quote Pin um Doc - good idea, but poor execution. How can you phone, mail or text your excuse with your fingers stuck to your tongue? Peachy - can you give us a general idea of the type of work you're trying to avoid ? And is it a single night excuse, or longer? And does your boss read Fetch? (In which case too late)
Wriggling Snake Oct 2018 5:12pm, 12 Oct 2018 19,687 posts	Quote Pin Wriggling Snake Peachy, get to work or your're fired!
Dave.O Oct 2018 5:26pm, 12 Oct 2018 25,826 posts	Quote Pin Dave.O We had some one not turn up once, his excuse was "I'm not feeling it" FFS if everyone didn't turn up when they weren't feeling it nobody would be at work.
peachy Oct 2018 5:27pm, 12 Oct 2018 1,851 posts	Quote Pin peachy Just clocked in 😪. I'm still watching though incase one comes up I can use and go home early with 😀. By the way I work in a rather large freezer ( cold store ) if that helps.
Binks Oct 2018 7:24pm, 12 Oct 2018 7,824 posts	Quote Pin Binks I ran 100 miles at the weekend and I think one of my spleens has fallen out my arse.