Joke of the day........
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Aug 2018
1:49pm, 5 Aug 2018
26,578 posts
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Derby Tup
Any truth in the rumour our own dear Chucklemeister daz is auctioning to take the place of Barry? That’d liven up kids tv a bit :-On
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Aug 2018
8:36am, 6 Aug 2018
2,723 posts
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gcwenn
I went to see the doctor and he asked if i had ever given myself a prostate examination. "Not exactly" i replied, "but the wife does buy cheap toilet paper"
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Aug 2018
3:02pm, 6 Aug 2018
975 posts
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Shortcut Cam
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.Went to see the doctor today who says I’m ok. But I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
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Aug 2018
3:06pm, 6 Aug 2018
26,587 posts
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Derby Tup
Quality Cam - like
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Aug 2018
5:02pm, 6 Aug 2018
12,581 posts
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Jock Itch
Daz always posts for 3 days then silent for 4. Community Service? 
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Aug 2018
5:57pm, 6 Aug 2018
11,332 posts
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richmac
Barry Chuckle has died. This is tragic. He meant a lot to me. To you. To me. To you. Bit obvs really |
Aug 2018
10:08pm, 6 Aug 2018
1,865 posts
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iPLOD
I hear Sinead O’Connor has been asked to sing at Barry’s funeral: ‘Bothing compares 2U 2 Me 2U ...’
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Aug 2018
8:15am, 8 Aug 2018
11,333 posts
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richmac
My partner told me she was going to leave because I was convinced I was optimus prime. I said "don't go I really can change" |
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Aug 2018
10:53am, 9 Aug 2018
12,593 posts
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Jock Itch
This morning I went to a meeting of my Premature Ejaculation Support Group. Turns out it’s tomorrow. |
Aug 2018
7:52pm, 9 Aug 2018
5,497 posts
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daz1927
Mmmmm Derby and Jock - I am offended Suicide Bombers heh? First you see one on the street, then they're everywhere! |
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