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alpenrose Jul 2016 10:34am, 29 Jul 2016 19,155 posts	Quote Pin alpenrose BBC radio weather forecaster talking about the future weather in the present tense.
Shortcut Cam Jul 2016 6:32pm, 29 Jul 2016 576 posts	Quote 3 pins Shortcut Cam Being unable to erase image of Teaboy in white Lycra from my mind 😉
Wobbling Jul 2016 8:10pm, 29 Jul 2016 3,604 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling Selfies. Please stop worshiping yourself for five minutes.
Cuddy Jul 2016 9:24pm, 29 Jul 2016 4,678 posts	Quote Pin Cuddy Meeting up with someone after a long time and immediately notice that they don't actally look like their photos on Facebook but oddly much worse for wear...then witness the series of selfies being taken AND PHOTOSHOPPED before posting them on Facebook.
The Teaboy Jul 2016 10:14pm, 29 Jul 2016 14,393 posts	Quote 1 pin The Teaboy I don't do selfies. In fact I don't usually let other people take my photo. No need to see my ugly mug on display. However, I am happy to have scarred Cam for life with the image of me in white, potentially see-through lycra. Photos are not necessary to imagine the true horror of that.
alpenrose Jul 2016 10:39pm, 29 Jul 2016 19,183 posts	Quote Pin alpenrose That's why I won't buy a white bikini. (Please pass me the mind bleach)
alpenrose Jul 2016 2:25pm, 30 Jul 2016 19,200 posts	Quote Pin alpenrose My next door neighbour who has been making an annoying noise for the last few weeks seems to have taken himself out for the day today. My next door neighbour on the other side has a man there pressure washing all the concrete in her back garden. Grrrrr!
Cuddy Jul 2016 12:14pm, 31 Jul 2016 4,679 posts	Quote Pin Cuddy The fucktard at the gym who told me that I shouldn't row with a high resistance because I'm a woman.
Dvorak Jul 2016 12:32pm, 31 Jul 2016 11,991 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak [He's just concerned for your welfare in case you develop any of those nasty muscles - so unfeminine.] Me, for having a simple task and doing it (so far) badly. (I'm now looking up tensile strengths for ropes.) (Happily, said task is not related to mountaineering.)
alpenrose Jul 2016 1:52pm, 31 Jul 2016 19,225 posts	Quote Pin alpenrose [Sounds a right dickhead Cuddy.] Bloody dogs yapping out the back.