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What really grinds your gears?

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The Teaboy Jul 2016 3:22pm, 28 Jul 2016 14,379 posts	Quote Pin The Teaboy As usual, I think snipers is the option. Or 10000V electric shocks for those who hold everyone up. People would be far more motivated to get a move on if they knew what might be coming.
Fragile Do Not Bend Jul 2016 3:34pm, 28 Jul 2016 925 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend We should just be allowed to carry tasers. Or machetes.
NoFleecingAround Jul 2016 3:36pm, 28 Jul 2016 29,248 posts	Quote Pin NoFleecingAround Can we use the tasers and machetes on pavement parkers please? With RPGs for the lorry drivers who do this.
Fragile Do Not Bend Jul 2016 3:38pm, 28 Jul 2016 926 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Do Not Bend Only if I can have them to use on stupid customers at work.
The Teaboy Jul 2016 3:38pm, 28 Jul 2016 14,383 posts	Quote Pin The Teaboy I want RPGs mounted on the front of my car to deal with people in front who are unable to react appropriately at roundabouts and who end up jamming the whole thing up.
Nicholls595 Jul 2016 3:38pm, 28 Jul 2016 6,247 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 Can I get a taser?
Red Squirrel Jul 2016 3:52pm, 28 Jul 2016 19,275 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel I think they should have corrugated metal lanes in busy shopping areas which you can get out of via a gate every so often. This is the fast lane and if people are speedwalking up behind you; you get out a a gate or let them pass at that point. If you walk, scoot, wheel too slowly; a siren sounds and tells you to get out at the next gate.
swittle Jul 2016 3:56pm, 28 Jul 2016 39,996 posts	Quote Pin swittle Trumpian dystopia.
TRO Saracen Jul 2016 3:59pm, 28 Jul 2016 13,237 posts	Quote Pin TRO Saracen Supermarket loose veg aisle should have a small table based guillotine at one end, used for anyone who picks up an item, gives it a poke, prod and general feel with their crabby dirty hands then throws it back. March them up to the end of the aisle and off with the hand.
Nicholls595 Jul 2016 4:00pm, 28 Jul 2016 6,255 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 TRO, would breaking just the right amount of ginger off and putting the rest back be allowed?