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Diogenes 1 Apr 12:32pm, 1 Apr 2025 91,284 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes fleecy wrote:Reminds me of a 1990s song about a detachable penis, I think I it was Australian and didn't make it over here Detachable, but not transportable?
Gooner 1 Apr 12:42pm, 1 Apr 2025 23,392 posts	Quote Pin Gooner Diogenes wrote:fleecy wrote:Reminds me of a 1990s song about a detachable penis, I think I it was Australian and didn't make it over here Detachable, but not transportable? Didn't meet luggage criteria
Diogenes 1 Apr 12:52pm, 1 Apr 2025 91,286 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes [surely it could have been hand luggage?]
fleecy 1 Apr 1:58pm, 1 Apr 2025 55,491 posts	Quote Pin fleecy I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time, it's detachable (detachable penis) This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it home (detachable penis) When I think it's going to get me in trouble Or I can rent it out when I don't need it (detachable penis) But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk And the next morning, I can't for the life of me (detachable penis) Remember what I did with it (detachable penis)
fleecy 1 Apr 1:58pm, 1 Apr 2025 55,492 posts	Quote Pin fleecy First part of the lyrics, I think maybe it wasn't on the radio here due to British prudery
fleecy 1 Apr 1:59pm, 1 Apr 2025 55,493 posts	Quote Pin fleecy Some politicians could definitely do with leaving theirs at home so they don't get into trouble
3M 1 Apr 2:00pm, 1 Apr 2025 26,016 posts	Quote Pin 3M Many seem to have a detachable brain instead.
JamieKai chameleon 1 Apr 6:00pm, 1 Apr 2025 20,441 posts	Quote Pin JamieKai chameleon 3M wrote:If we're redesigning things that much, how about just turning off the "itch" functionality? 😁 Oh my god yes please. I have to spend significant time in my day moisturising, scratching, taking tablets, and otherwise managing bloody eczema - turning off the itch would utterly release me.
Seratonin 1 Apr 8:30pm, 1 Apr 2025 57,176 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin fleecy wrote:Reminds me of a 1990s song about a detachable penis, I think I it was Australian and didn't make it over here It didn't make it over here as too many people wouldn't be able to distinquish between a digeridoo and a dildo
Jason1969 1 Apr 8:42pm, 1 Apr 2025 13,871 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Look here! I started a sensible conversation about detachable limbs and it degenerates into smut! I won't have it!