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What's the smoothest thing you can think of?

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Homeless Kodo
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I’d like to amend Barry White with Luther Vandross eating Galaxy on silk sheets. In fact, Barry White AND Luther Vandross eating Galaxy on silk sheets whilst singing a duet.
Sharkie
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Nice one, HK!
Homeless Kodo
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Thanks, Swittle. Thanks, Sharkie. I’m smoothed out now.
Mushroom
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Miriam Margolyes anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvkexGUF79A
Ness
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Can't think of anything else that hasn't been mentioned but if I think if anything I'll post later.

Highest pacing score I've noticed for me was when I ran a 5 mile race at the beginning of this month. It was on a flat, three lap course. I got a 97% score for that.
richmac
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Miles Davis driving an E-type convertible along Lombard St in San Fransico.
richmac
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Or and this is genius Any image of Paul Newman taking a shot in the Hustler

hollywoodreporter.com

Both he & the pool table are smoooth
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gillette.co.uk
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I'm sure there used to be adverts for male 'smooth' razors as well
fetcheveryone
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The Mach 3? The first blade cuts close, the second blade cuts closer, the third one is positively dangerous?

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I want to make some badges to reward people for smooth pacing (see the 'Pacing' percentage on your training runs).

To help me design a couple of badges, can you help me come up with some good similes?

I'm thinking of stuff like "as smooth as a baby's backside", or "as smooth as Barry White drinking John Smiths".

I'll leave that with you.

But also... what's the highest pacing score you've had on your log? I typically get 94-95 on my consistent-paced ...
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