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What's the smoothest thing you can think of?

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Sombrero
Sombrero
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Jazz.

Mmmm smoooooooth.
Fitz
Fitz
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The cream in a Twinkie.

Actually, I have never had a Twinkie, so no idea how smooth the "cream" is, but it's from a song lyric (a rap song lyric?) that I can't place right now but the phrase has been stuck in my head for years and always comes out when I need a simile for "smooth."
Diogenes
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The underside of a quiche cooked in a Pyrex dish
Silent Runner
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Laminar flow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IasJz6KNd6U
Ocelot Spleens
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Michael Bublé
swittle
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Carlos Santana - Smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUxrpIwuQ4
Homeless Kodo
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Barry White eating Galaxy on silk sheets.
Homeless Kodo
Homeless Kodo
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Bugger, just saw Barry White in Fetch’s first post.
swittle
swittle
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^ A good shout, that.
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Swiss Tony in the Fast Show

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I want to make some badges to reward people for smooth pacing (see the 'Pacing' percentage on your training runs).

To help me design a couple of badges, can you help me come up with some good similes?

I'm thinking of stuff like "as smooth as a baby's backside", or "as smooth as Barry White drinking John Smiths".

I'll leave that with you.

But also... what's the highest pacing score you've had on your log? I typically get 94-95 on my consistent-paced ...
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