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Jock Itch Mar 2020 11:16am, 18 Mar 2020 13,179 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch This stupid panic buying is ridiculous! I've just paid £15 for Oxo cubes... The stock market's gone crazy!
larkim Mar 2020 11:36am, 18 Mar 2020 10,654 posts	Quote Pin larkim
Mozzer Mar 2020 1:12pm, 18 Mar 2020 24 posts	Quote Pin Mozzer I just found out that Charles Dickens great works "A Tale of Two Cities" was actually first published in two local papers. It was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times
57.5 Degrees of Pain Mar 2020 1:14pm, 18 Mar 2020 5,360 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain It's getting bad. I've run out of loo roll, so having to use lettuce leaves. I fear it's just tip of the iceberg though.
12barDavid Mar 2020 3:36pm, 18 Mar 2020 2,728 posts	Quote Pin 12barDavid ^^^^^^^ Very good 57.5, my wife & I had a good chuckle 🤭 at that.
GordonG Mar 2020 3:37pm, 18 Mar 2020 8,043 posts	Quote Pin GordonG
M1nty Mar 2020 4:36pm, 18 Mar 2020 612 posts	Quote Pin M1nty [this virus certainly shows who exactly are the real key workers - definition: anyone who can't work from home]
Markymarkmark Mar 2020 4:47pm, 18 Mar 2020 10,889 posts	Quote Pin Markymarkmark [I'm under no illusions about my importance, M1nty! I could not be here for several months before anyone noticed. After that, some bits and pieces might start to unravel, although nobody would actually suffer really.]
Maclennane Mar 2020 5:20pm, 18 Mar 2020 23,669 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane Well i'm not a violent person but just been in Asda. Saw a fella who's trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, milk etc. Everything that people need!!! Prick 😠 Gave him a low down about the elderly and mums etc who need these types of things. Told him he ought to be ashamed of himself!! 😠😠 He said "That's all well and good mate but i work here, can i carry on filling the shelves now?" ...😬
XB Mar 2020 5:32pm, 18 Mar 2020 9,221 posts	Quote Pin XB Well i'm not a violent person but just been in Asda. Saw a fella who's trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, milk etc. Everything that people need!!! Prick 😠 Gave him a low down about the elderly and mums etc who need these types of things. Told him he ought to be ashamed of himself!! 😠😠 He said "That's all well and good mate but i work here, can i carry on filling the shelves now?" ...😬