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Oscar's Everyone Day

Sunday 22nd June 2025
In 2021 Oscar the Grouch proposed one day each year where "we unite as a community and EVERYONE records an activity of some sort - a dog walk, a run, a swim, a ride, ski if you want...".

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Fake parkrun thread

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May 2021
12:49pm, 15 May 2021
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GregP
Brilliant post-jabness JK. Day after my second jab I didn't get up until lunchtime (improvement on my first jab which was teatime).
May 2021
12:52pm, 15 May 2021
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jabberknit
Ta, people. I seem to have been very lucky with no problems after either of the jabs. Of course, now I've said that . . .
May 2021
12:55pm, 15 May 2021
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GregP
A fat 37 for me. Not great, but fastest since early April so I'll take it.
May 2021
1:08pm, 15 May 2021
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12barDavid
26.54 for my fake parkrun this morning, in light drizzle. There was an awful lot of surface water laying on the pavements & roads, so it must have rained a lot in the night.
May 2021
1:19pm, 15 May 2021
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Lip Gloss
32.25 for me.
May 2021
2:43pm, 15 May 2021
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Alice the Camel
Great fake parkrunning from everyone!
(Especially jabber :-) )
May 2021
6:42pm, 15 May 2021
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DocM
no fake for me this week as i had a real race. well done all you fakers, jabbed jabber has done particularly well
May 2021
9:35am, 16 May 2021
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Sigh
Fake parkrun # 50 done.

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May 2021
10:24am, 16 May 2021
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azx
Congrats Sigh. You going to order your t-shirt from fake parkrun HQ?
May 2021
12:48pm, 16 May 2021
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TomahawkMike
50 woohoo. Hopefully not too many more and I mean that in the nicest way.

About This Thread

Maintained by Sigh
Following the return of real live parkruns, this thread has naturally lost interest; I'm glad it's been here to help folks during the dark days of lockdown.

I've listed them up until 30 October '21, if you would like me to list more then please fmail me and I'll get right onto it.

Listing for 30 Oct '21 (for ease of reference):
fetcheveryone.com/races/fake-parkrun-6134113

Fake parkrun all-time leaderboard: fetcheveryone.com/race-leaderboard.php?id=4782044
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