Terrible Joke Thread

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Jul 2012
5:38pm, 17 Jul 2012
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auburnette
- What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

- Dam.
Jul 2012
5:39pm, 17 Jul 2012
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auburnette
...farp I have just seen the other joke thread, lost amid all the Friday.

Maybe this one can be limited to real stinkers.
Dec 2016
12:11am, 6 Dec 2016
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Dvorak
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom, surely?
JCB
Oct 2018
2:58am, 20 Oct 2018
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JCB
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.
Oct 2018
9:42pm, 22 Oct 2018
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Dooogs
The main difference from the main joke thread is that none of these have been banned yet.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

(although a friend at uni once responded "A big dorty shite" which was also technically correct)
Oct 2018
9:50pm, 22 Oct 2018
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mr d
A high percentage of the jokes on the other thread rate as terrible at best.

What do you call a penguin in a desert?

Lost.

Possibly taken from the wrapper of well know chocolate biscuit brand, the name of which currently escapes me.
Dec 2018
4:55pm, 13 Dec 2018
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Stander
Hobnob?
Feb 2019
11:09pm, 8 Feb 2019
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iPLOD
Could be difficult distinguishing these threads.
Mar 2019
5:09pm, 16 Mar 2019
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The Terminator
Did you know when you pass away your pupils are the last thing to stop working. They die late.
Mar 2020
9:48pm, 11 Mar 2020
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elio
What's the difference between the people from Dubai and the people from Abu Dhabi?
The people from Dubai don't like the Flinstones.
The people from Abu Dhabi do.

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