Christmas Jokes
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Dec 2020
9:41am, 8 Dec 2020
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JulesR
Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen.
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Dec 2020
6:23pm, 24 Dec 2020
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Musical Journey
What football position does Father Christmas play? Santa forward! |
Mar 2021
8:19pm, 21 Mar 2021
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braddytompson
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They’re always dropping their needles. |
Mar 2021
8:24pm, 21 Mar 2021
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braddytompson
How do you think what the best present to Santa? [url=http://backyardstyle.com/best-chicken-feeder/]Chicken feeder[/url] Why? Because he is grandpa and he likes collecting every shit |
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