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Christmas Jokes

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JulesR Dec 2020 9:41am, 8 Dec 2020 25606 posts	0 JulesR Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen.
Musical Journey Dec 2020 6:23pm, 24 Dec 2020 2330 posts	0 Musical Journey What football position does Father Christmas play? Santa forward!
braddytompson 21 Mar 8:19pm, 21 Mar 2021 First-time poster!!	0 braddytompson Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They’re always dropping their needles.
braddytompson 21 Mar 8:24pm, 21 Mar 2021 2 posts	0 braddytompson How do you think what the best present to Santa? [url=http://backyardstyle.com/best-chicken-feeder/]Chicken feeder[/url] Why? Because he is grandpa and he likes collecting every shit

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