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Christmas Jokes

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Dec 2020
9:41am, 8 Dec 2020
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JulesR
Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen.
Dec 2020
6:23pm, 24 Dec 2020
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Musical Journey
What football position does Father Christmas play?

Santa forward!
21 Mar
8:19pm, 21 Mar 2021
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braddytompson
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They’re always dropping their needles.
21 Mar
8:24pm, 21 Mar 2021
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braddytompson
How do you think what the best present to Santa?

[url=http://backyardstyle.com/best-chicken-feeder/]Chicken feeder[/url]
Why?
Because he is grandpa and he likes collecting every shit

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