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Now *there's* a headline.

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Mar 2018
2:09pm, 6 Mar 2018
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I'm impressed by the detail of the reporting, and the detective work involved. Aren't you allowed to address someone as 'duck' north of the border?

... The complainer continued walking, saying that he was going to call the police.
The accused then produced brown sauce, squirting it all over him.
When the police arrived, they saw the complainer covered in brown sauce.
They then followed the trail of the sauce in the snow, to the accused’s property.

She was detained and interviewed where she said that the complainer is a good father and admitted that she called him a ‘d*ck’....
Mar 2018
2:18pm, 6 Mar 2018
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Dvorak
I thought that the trail of sauce thing was a lovely detail. I wonder how long he stood, covered in sauce, waiting for the polis to turn up?
Mar 2018
9:27am, 8 Mar 2018
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Local News, here's something from where I used to live, a touch of local vandalism:-

wiltsglosstandard.co.uk

But all was well in the end:-

www.wiltsglosstandard.co.uk/news/16067826.LEGO_Man_s_stolen_head_has_been_returned/
Mar 2018
9:29am, 8 Mar 2018
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Wriggling Snake
Shame that link did that:-

wiltsglosstandard.co.uk
Mar 2018
11:11am, 8 Mar 2018
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Dvorak
Whew! Invasion of the body snatchers.
Aug 2018
7:32pm, 10 Aug 2018
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Dvorak
"German police save man from baby squirrel terror"

"Officers in the south-western city of Karlsruhe responded to the call for help and arrived to see the creature still terrorising the caller.

The squirrel was taken into custody after it abruptly fell asleep."

bbc.co.uk
May 2020
2:51am, 12 May 2020
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Dvorak
"Man from Cornwall snapped his penis during sex" cornwalllive.com

The story does live up (or down) to the headline :-o
May 2020
6:53am, 12 May 2020
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McGoohan
He looks like The Hood from Thunderbirds. Maybe his string snapped?

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