Now *there's* a headline.

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Jan 2015
7:21pm, 31 Jan 2015
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Derby Tup
I wonder if a light steam ironing might remover some of the wrinklage?
Jan 2015
8:20pm, 31 Jan 2015
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Dvorak
That sounds like a consumer challenge, gents. Please post back with your results when done. Or when released from hospital.
Jan 2015
8:32pm, 31 Jan 2015
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McGoohan
I think I might be able to borrow my sister-in-law's hair straightener tongs
Jan 2015
8:32pm, 31 Jan 2015
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Derby Tup
:-O
Mar 2015
7:33pm, 14 Mar 2015
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Dvorak
So, how are the injuries healing?

Torn from the headlines today: "Rogue owl caught after year-long reign of terror in Dutch town"

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Mar 2015
7:37pm, 14 Mar 2015
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Night-owl
:-O

I would never do that though
Mar 2015
4:27pm, 31 Mar 2015
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Dvorak
"The decline of B&Q is a hammer blow for lesbians"

I especially like the phrase "B&Q and Ikea, the butch and femme of lesbian outings"

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Mar 2015
4:38pm, 31 Mar 2015
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lammo
I think you should stop reading The Guardian.
Mar 2015
5:21pm, 31 Mar 2015
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Lady Fleecy of Mudshire
What.the.actual.fuck?
Our nearest B and Q is usually full of old people and men with paint on their overalls, I must have gaily skipped through the shop and missed a whole subculture :)
Mar 2015
5:26pm, 31 Mar 2015
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McGoohan
Do It All

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