Now *there's* a headline.

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3:54pm, 31 Jan 2015
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Dvorak
Started as I saw something and thought: "Now *there's* a headline" and wanted to put it somewhere here and then couldn't figure where. It wasn't ideal for a blogpost and didn't really fit an existing thread. The story doesn't even have to be any good, just the headline. So here's the starter, from the BBC, no less:

"Steam-cleaning your vagina like Gwyneth Paltrow is not recommended"

bbc.co.uk (Story by Amelia Butterly. What a great name that is.)
Jan 2015
3:56pm, 31 Jan 2015
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Derby Tup
:-O
Jan 2015
4:00pm, 31 Jan 2015
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Night-owl
I saw that headline, haven't read it though
Jan 2015
4:05pm, 31 Jan 2015
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Dvorak
Gwyneth was in an LA-La land spa but hopefully the BBC's public service announcement will prevent a tide of unwise experimentation with a Steam Bullet.
Jan 2015
5:16pm, 31 Jan 2015
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Red Squirrel
:-O
Jan 2015
7:10pm, 31 Jan 2015
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swittle
hot stuff
Jan 2015
7:12pm, 31 Jan 2015
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Derby Tup
I'm just off to the local garage to get my wedding tackle steam cleaned
Jan 2015
7:13pm, 31 Jan 2015
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McGoohan
Or with a Dyson
Jan 2015
7:14pm, 31 Jan 2015
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McGoohan
Would the George Foreman Grill work as well I wonder?
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7:14pm, 31 Jan 2015
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swittle
or the Kirby Trouser Press, mayhap?

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