Joke of the day........
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May 2019
9:31am, 19 May 2019
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Derby Tup
He’s the non-Bio, no additive version
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May 2019
9:11pm, 20 May 2019
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Jock Itch
What do we want ? A cure for OCD. When do we want it? On 22/2/22! |
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May 2019
9:20pm, 20 May 2019
12,910 posts
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Jock Itch
Police have discovered the Scrabble tiles A E I O and U in the stomach of a dead man. They suspect vowel play.
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May 2019
7:26pm, 21 May 2019
2,315 posts
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TnoP
My friend has CDO It's like OCD but IN THE RIGHT ORDER! |
May 2019
7:46pm, 21 May 2019
287 posts
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Silent Runner
That's good news about the OCD cure, Jock. I wasn't expecting one until 12/3/45!
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May 2019
11:46pm, 21 May 2019
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g1ngerrevolution
My wife just messaged me "thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative" Does anyone know what "ternative" means? |
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May 2019
6:52pm, 22 May 2019
12,911 posts
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Jock Itch
My boss was supposed to deliver a training course on Innuendo's in the workplace after many staff members complained about me. Unfortunately she wasn't well and couldn't attend, so I had to fill her slot instead! |
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May 2019
6:53pm, 22 May 2019
12,912 posts
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Jock Itch
Actual apologies for that joke. I'm not a big fan of jokes with sexual innuendos, although every now and then I do like to slip one in.
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May 2019
8:53pm, 22 May 2019
7,889 posts
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Binks
My friend told me he’s really bored with his job as a sewer inspector. He said he feels like he is just going through the motions. |
May 2019
9:01pm, 22 May 2019
1,665 posts
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12barDavid
As a famous comedian used to say, "Oh Jock, you are awful, but I like you." Yes, I know, a bit of poetic license there. |
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