Jan 2016
7:15pm, 14 Jan 2016
25,949 posts
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Fleecing Well Muddy
People parking on footpaths over a double yellow line. Fuckers. Thrice stupid fuckers. 1. The double yellows are there for a reason, usually safety 2. Parking on the footpath is wankerishness of the highest order and at some stage this fucking country will wake up and ban it properly 3. If you're worried about getting a ticket, parking over a double yellow on the footpath isn't going to help you avoid one, the complete lack of wardens outside the town centre will probably work though
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Jan 2016
8:27pm, 14 Jan 2016
8,401 posts
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Carpathius
It's not uncommon around here either Fragile, it's just that today it seemed to be pretty much everyone.
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Jan 2016
9:36pm, 14 Jan 2016
5,274 posts
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daz1927
Based on some recent posts here I thought I'd post this here instead of joke thread:
Fair play to Rupert Murdoch in getting engaged to Jerry Hall.
He's finally found someone who enjoys fucking people for money as much as he does.
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Jan 2016
9:07am, 16 Jan 2016
592 posts
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Fragile Do Not Bend
Some of the people on my local radio station.
This morning the news reported that "a man stabbed his wife to death, killing her" and the weather report mentioned "a chance of possible snow"
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Jan 2016
9:50am, 16 Jan 2016
33,322 posts
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Velociraptor
I do love local radio for its unpolishedness. And for the way the presenters manage to get more out of their political interviewees by being civil and respectful than the Today programme crew do with all their barking and interrupting.
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Jan 2016
10:57am, 16 Jan 2016
11,367 posts
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Ultracat
Folks with massive cars who don't know how to park them properly. i.e halfway across our driveway, well maybe not halfway but feels like it when I struggle to get past it in my wee car.
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Jan 2016
11:05am, 16 Jan 2016
6,556 posts
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Duchess
Delivery drivers who think that it's okay to text me at 7am on a Saturday and then phone me 20 minutes later. I'll be delighted to see you when you get here but, just because you're working, doesn't mean the rest of the world is even awake!
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Jan 2016
11:11am, 16 Jan 2016
33,325 posts
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Velociraptor
At our old house, we had room at the front to park five cars easily, seven cars at a squeeze. We once had a caller who managed to position his Jaguar in such a way that it blocked my husband's neatly-parked car in and occupied the rest of the space in such a way that there was no room for mine. I still can't quite work out how he achieved that.
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Jan 2016
11:18am, 16 Jan 2016
1,227 posts
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Surrey Phil
The number runners saw this morning who couldn't be bothered to nod, wave or say a simple 'morning' when I passed them. Come on people, where's your runners etiquette?
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Jan 2016
2:30pm, 16 Jan 2016
3,669 posts
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Jono.
in a totally unscientific experiment I've worked out Phil that runners who live in posher area's will not say *good Morning, wave or take part in a dance off*
a bloke running this morning warned me of ice ahead - we were running through flea bottom as well.
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