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Velociraptor Mar 2014 9:33pm, 11 Mar 2014 29,194 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor The "if you've been coughing for three weeks you've got cancer, see your doctor NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!!!!" advert has been superseded in these parts by a leaflet-through-the-door campaign that says that if you burp you've got cancer of the oesophagus. I am seeing a lot of worried flatulents
Wriggling Snake Mar 2014 9:43pm, 11 Mar 2014 6,407 posts	Quote Pin Wriggling Snake There is a guy at work who has been coughing onand off for weeks, he finally went of to the docs today.
Red Squirrel Mar 2014 9:45pm, 11 Mar 2014 14,512 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel Ditto at my work.
JenL Mar 2014 9:46pm, 11 Mar 2014 26,821 posts	Quote Pin JenL My goodness, V, I burped (discreetly of course) earlier this evening and put it down to having eaten about 50g of wasabi peanuts. Should I make an appointment with my doctor or shall I just turn up at your surgery? Your receptionist will squeeze me in, surely? I have a whole list of things I can ask you about, especially if I arrive just about 5 mins before closing time
Duchess Mar 2014 9:48pm, 11 Mar 2014 4,420 posts	Quote Pin Duchess No JenL, I'm sure Dr V'rap can fit you in as a house call.
JenL Mar 2014 9:49pm, 11 Mar 2014 26,822 posts	Quote Pin JenL Excellent. I won't even have to get dressed
McGoohan Mar 2014 9:56pm, 11 Mar 2014 11,010 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan I think my hair has measles. Can I see a doctor now please?
Wriggling Snake Mar 2014 10:07pm, 11 Mar 2014 6,411 posts	Quote Pin Wriggling Snake Nick RObinson on the BBC, stright into the bullshit about enemies, demonising etc, etc, etc, how very lazy, how very very lazy.
Jambomo Mar 2014 10:09pm, 11 Mar 2014 4,230 posts	Quote Pin Jambomo Andy Townsend comments room on any football match but especially the Bayern v Arsenal One I've just sat through. Appallingly biased and idiotic to boot. Get rid of him!
JenL Mar 2014 10:12pm, 11 Mar 2014 26,823 posts	Quote Pin JenL orange Revels