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Dec 2013
2:16pm, 7 Dec 2013
13,125 posts
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Red Squirrel
Yes Duchess!
Fuckin' ditherers. They need to mark out lanes around shopping areas for 'purposeful' shoppers. The ditherers can dither each other to death outside the lanes. If a ditherer accidentally dithers into the purposeful lanes, it's their fault if they get mown down.
Also, people who come flying out of shops thinking they must be the only person in the World out that day ... in a busy shopping area ... in the approach to Christmas. Look before you fly out you self-centred toss-posts.
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Dec 2013
3:53pm, 7 Dec 2013
13,152 posts
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The holly and the fleecy
Christmas drivers are even worse, the other day I made the fatal error of trying to park in the bigger multi-storey in town. Person in front of me crawls up the ramp to the first floor, crawls around as if a space might jump out and kill her, crawls up the next ramp and then decides to go past a space and reverse back into said space without indicating. So I reverse back a bit but she thinks there isn't enough space (why do people who can't reverse always choose to do so?!). She gesticulates wildly at me, I look in my mirror and see 5 cars behind me, and think 'she can go fuck herself if she thinks she's going to get 5 cars to all reverse back so she can get this space when the carpark has plenty of spaces on other floors'. So I don't move and she goes crazy with the rude hand gestures before zooming off and easily finding another space which requires a whole extra 20 yards of walking. Sigh. I'm never going into that carpark again, it's Fuckwit Central.
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Dec 2013
6:17pm, 7 Dec 2013
1,579 posts
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Carpathius
Fleecy, she was in Ipswich last week.
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Dec 2013
6:21pm, 7 Dec 2013
20,143 posts
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Johnny Crackers
Dobby the House Elf.
What a twat.
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Dec 2013
6:32pm, 7 Dec 2013
124 posts
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buttscratcher
Health and safety courses ON A SATURDAY WTF
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Dec 2013
10:45pm, 7 Dec 2013
11,863 posts
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runner duck
i bought 'make yourself crackers' from oxfam and will put a relevant little pressie for each person in the crackers (and label the crackers to prevent arguments ;)) cracker problem sorted 
and, yes, crackers are just as obligatory as turkey, brussell sprouts and being vaguely pissed from mid-morning on
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Dec 2013
10:58pm, 7 Dec 2013
9,845 posts
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McGoohan
Johnny Blaze! That was elfist!
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Dec 2013
10:58pm, 7 Dec 2013
9,846 posts
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McGoohan
(Also the stage name of a popular Mexican boxer turned Wrestlemania pro)
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Dec 2013
9:23am, 8 Dec 2013
13,978 posts
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*jono*
well Shakespeare hardly fit the mold Zorba
people who put dog poo in the little bags and then leave them everywhere!!!!!
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Dec 2013
10:06am, 8 Dec 2013
9,725 posts
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ChrisHB
Military Charities.
If the state pays young men and women to get themselves blown up and/or made mentally ill, the state should pay for them to live a life of comparative luxury with all the care they need for the rest of their lives.
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